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« Reply #25 on: 08/15/01 at 11:37 PM » |
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Just watch for that blasted paddle of Eddy's. Grrrrrrrr!   |
Captain of the Sea Tarantula.
Leader Of The TLF (Tropican Liberation Front.)
"A Leader Can Give Up Anything, Except Final Responsibilty"-Me
"Christus Vincit!, Christus Regnat!, Christus Imperat!"
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« Reply #26 on: 08/16/01 at 02:53 AM » |
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I'm married?
THUMP!
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Peron
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« Reply #27 on: 08/16/01 at 11:06 PM » |
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Napping again O Eddy, your deityship, Most Rightful Guy, Sir?
I'll out the paddle you used on Jerri under your nose to revive you, O omnibusient one!
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« Reply #28 on: 08/17/01 at 02:28 AM » |
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A coup attempt! AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Mr.P
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« Reply #29 on: 08/17/01 at 08:50 AM » |
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Good Lord, someone, other than Eddy, has placed their hands on the 'Golden Paddle', the end is here. His wrath, on awakening, shall be hideous. He's gonna dress us all up like Spice Girl dolls, I can just see it and He'll be Ginger Spice in the Union Jack dress! Oh the horror of it all. My eyes, MY EYES! |
'When you're tired of coups, you're tired of life.' - Coffeebean
'Golf. Now there is an exercise in tedium! It's people in ugly clothes walking!' - Eddy
'You will remember none of this. Your brief view behind the wizard's curtain will be replaced with happy thoughts of kittens and poodles, playing in the flower garden.'
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« Reply #30 on: 08/17/01 at 09:46 AM » |
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I'll wear a dress if I have to, but I'm keepin' the beard, cigar and combat boots.
Some things are sacred.
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« Reply #31 on: 08/17/01 at 10:38 AM » |
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ACCCCKKKKKK!!!! The sacred paddle's been defiled! Run for your lives! |
Tarantula scaring, pyramid crushing Chief of Chris' Cabinet (the black lacquer one with pearl inlays and oriental design)
Official knitting sponsor of the Peasant Executions.
Proprietor of the Thirsty Llama Pub. (No spitting allowed!)
Tropico's Official Flannel Inspector.
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Peron
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« Reply #32 on: 08/17/01 at 03:10 PM » |
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Eddy was going to have it cleaned. Geeze, I touch the paddle ONCE and get accused of a coup attemp. What would I want with this place anyway? My armory will do for now. Paddle schmaddle. My trusty .45 is nickel-plated . |
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« Reply #33 on: 08/19/01 at 12:32 AM » |
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My paddle has been defiled!
*hyperventilates and passes out again*
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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jerri
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« Reply #34 on: 08/19/01 at 02:17 AM » |
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Peron
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« Reply #35 on: 08/19/01 at 12:34 PM » |
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Me take over Mt. Olympus? I could sit on Eddy's ornate chair and put my boots up on his desk just to see how it feels, I s'pose. I wonder if he has any cigars. I wonder how much the paddle would fetch at the pawn shop?  |
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« Reply #36 on: 08/19/01 at 09:19 PM » |
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I'd think twice about that. The gods are fickle and quick to smite. Last night I was singing Spice Girls karaoke and Aphrodite was trying to take a nap. Let's just say that my karaoke machine has seen better days, lightning bolts hurt, and the insurance agent denied my claim as an act of God(dess).
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Dictator
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« Reply #37 on: 08/22/01 at 01:53 AM » |
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Eddy
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« Reply #38 on: 08/22/01 at 10:42 PM » |
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I would, but I'm tired.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Morticcia
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« Reply #39 on: 08/23/01 at 07:05 AM » |
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*readies the Mt. Olympus spa: fires up the baths, sprinkles lavender bath salts, a little sage, and Frasier's ultra-secret bath potion, lights 10,001 candles of varying heights and colors, lays out the royal robe, calls in the concubines, and a couple of eunichs for good measure."
My Deity, Eddyatwork, your bath is ready.
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'Tis the majority in this, as all, prevails. Assent and you are sane; Demur-your straightway dangerous, and handled with a chain ~ Emily Dickinson
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Eddy
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« Reply #40 on: 08/23/01 at 09:33 AM » |
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I could definitely get used to this treatment!
Your faithfulness shall not go unrewarded. Name your desire and I shall grant it if possible.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Morticcia
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« Reply #41 on: 08/23/01 at 01:44 PM » |
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If you don't mind, I'll keep that favor in safe keeping until I find a right good use for it. |
'Tis the majority in this, as all, prevails. Assent and you are sane; Demur-your straightway dangerous, and handled with a chain ~ Emily Dickinson
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Eddy
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« Reply #42 on: 08/23/01 at 09:58 PM » |
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Oh no! You are NOT borrowing my Union Jack minidress!
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #43 on: 08/24/01 at 07:33 AM » |
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Happy birthday FIDEL! |
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Morticcia
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« Reply #44 on: 08/24/01 at 08:11 AM » |
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Now to get back Off-Topic... *gives that comrade what's his namey a steely glare for being thread relevent*
Oh no! You are NOT borrowing my Union Jack minidress!
Why darling, I would never dream of such a thing. It would clash with my new Enzo shoes... |
'Tis the majority in this, as all, prevails. Assent and you are sane; Demur-your straightway dangerous, and handled with a chain ~ Emily Dickinson
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« Reply #45 on: 08/24/01 at 11:53 PM » |
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Dear goodness here Eddy goes again! I smell, a smell of burnt wood for some odd reason.
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Captain of the Sea Tarantula.
Leader Of The TLF (Tropican Liberation Front.)
"A Leader Can Give Up Anything, Except Final Responsibilty"-Me
"Christus Vincit!, Christus Regnat!, Christus Imperat!"
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« Reply #46 on: 01/26/09 at 10:56 AM » |
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He is 75 today.
Love him or hate him, where would Tropico be without him? Will he make it to his next birthday? He'll be gone in five years, I think, with all the fainting spells he has been having lately. He'll probably go from a stroke ... That missed the mark by a few years. We are getting near the end. What is the program for a "state funeral"? El Presidente always escapes Tropico in a rowboat -- no matter his age.    |
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