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« Reply #50 on: 08/16/01 at 10:52 PM »

 She said CONTUNE!

 How anti eddy!

<mysterious music here>

 After Eddy issued the no picking on Chris Contunely Edict!

 


 
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« Reply #51 on: 08/17/01 at 02:24 AM »

That's ok.  She is a rebel.  They aren't supposed to obey edicts.

Besides, she is competing with donamaria for my attention.  Heh heh heh.

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« Reply #52 on: 08/17/01 at 07:25 AM »

Oh, eddyatwork, how sweet of you to mention, again, and again, and again, and again.

Wink Wink Wink Wink
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« Reply #53 on: 08/17/01 at 01:55 PM »

Aren't all the gals here competing for Eddy's favor?  I mean, on top of a great sense of humor, likes Tropico, is a God, and if we ever need anything to wear, we can just raid his closet! How much better could it get?
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« Reply #54 on: 08/17/01 at 01:57 PM »

Exactly.  LOL
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« Reply #55 on: 08/17/01 at 02:05 PM »

Hah hah, Eddy has a fan club! Or since he is a God, would it be a harem?  lol  Kiss
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« Reply #56 on: 08/17/01 at 03:50 PM »

i once ha a s.....c.....h... ok, lets say mental impaired soldier,
who started a rebellion after i ordered his son eliminated.
he was the gunan Roll Eyes
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« Reply #57 on: 08/19/01 at 12:33 AM »

Oh, I feel so honored!  All of the ladies desire me.  Now I know how James Bond feels.

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« Reply #58 on: 08/19/01 at 01:28 PM »

*laughs* In order to feel like James Bond Eddy, you have to have a one night stand with all of us, and then watch us die at the hands of your enemy   Kiss
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« Reply #59 on: 08/19/01 at 01:31 PM »

Uhh, think I'll pass on that one.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #60 on: 08/19/01 at 01:38 PM »

Yeah a one night stand with Eddy is really tempting, but the idea of dying at the hands of Chris is not cool at all.  Wink
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« Reply #61 on: 08/19/01 at 09:26 PM »

I would change some of the dialogue though.

CUT to scene of a cow intent on ruling the world, adjusting a large (and obviously badly designed) control panel marked Doomsday Machine version 3.1.

So Chris!  You expect me to talk?

No Mr. Eddy, I expect you to die.

Well, ok, I could use a lie down.  I am rather sleepy.  Do you have any silk pajamas?

No, I said die!  

Oh.  Right then.  Sorry old chap.

CUT to typical scene of me wiping out an army of henchmen with the help of Agent 99.

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« Reply #62 on: 08/19/01 at 09:57 PM »

Does Chris have an English accent in this movie? It seems like all good bad guys are from England
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« Reply #63 on: 08/19/01 at 10:03 PM »

Of course.  He is a Mad Cow after all!

*eddyatwork giggles, snaps chris in the butt with a wet towel, and runs before he can give chase*

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« Reply #64 on: 08/19/01 at 10:24 PM »

Well that's something you don't see everyday....

*watches Eddy run off carrying a wet towel, followed by a cow in a kilt*  
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« Reply #65 on: 08/20/01 at 07:17 AM »

Oh Emperor Chris?  It is time for your hourly reminder:  Please avoid angering the Goddess!
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« Reply #66 on: 08/20/01 at 09:45 AM »

*puts down her night vision goggles and Big Black Secretive Journal*  

Ooppps, sorry. Old habits die hard huh?  Sorry about that Chris, boy is my face red.... Embarrassed
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« Reply #67 on: 11/05/11 at 02:21 PM »

Too Good To Pass-by
Times - they are changing!

Let's look at it from both sides.

Flaw:  Homosexual
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-50% +20% Cabaret profits
Palace Guard require double pay move into basement quarters

Quality:  Homosexual
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