Anybody else bored yet?

[Brian]

Are you speaking of the gutter or the place where you walk around with horns and a tail?  

If you're speaking of the place where you walk around with horns and a tail how come I haven't bumped into you yet!?  We should do lunch!  How about McBrimstones?  

[Dravin]

Actually depending on your imagination they are the same place.  

And sure, but the prices are outragous. (1/4 of a soul for Fiend Mcnuggets.)

[Brian]

They have great french fries... too bad you must eat them by bobbing for them in the hot oil vat!  

[Dravin]

Oh thats not bad, I just wish they would remove to horns from the exact center of the seats.

[Brian]

You can think of a better way to hold the onion rings?  

Oh, you mean... oh!  Oh, that's awful!!    No wonder Eddy ... NO!  I won't lower myself to involve Eddy in this low key, no-class assault on good taste and common decency!  I have no idea why...  

[Dravin]

I will though : P


Hey, Eddy Brian wants you to sit on his lap!

[Brian]

Stop this now!  Please, Dravin... for the sake of the board, let us call a truce and put this all behind us?  

Okay, I admit I couldn't think of a response to that last post.  Well, I lie... I could think of several responses, all of which would result in my immediate removal from the forum!  

[Dravin]

Fine:

Eddy, I was only kidding, all he wants to do is play patty cake.

[Eddy]

Ahem.  

I uninstall the games because I only have a gig of free space on my C drive.  One day though senors, I shall get a huge drive.  And then all of my games shall be given luxury houses instead of bunkhouses set on roach patrol.

Someday...

[Brian]

Eddy, are you going to break into a song from Annie, because if you are I'm going to need a box of Kleenex  

<please God, please let someone understand the reference and think it's funny... please! >

[Dravin]

Eddy, are you going to break into a song from Annie, because if you are I'm going to need a box of Kleenex  

<please God, please let someone understand the reference and think it's funny... please! >

I catch the reference, and think it's funny. You ahve been saved!

[SirVilu]

Hi there,

I think the game will be boring after a while. TOPPOP has to think about it to make some addons, features and so on.

But the most important thing is that there is no german forum on the net.

Sir Vilu

[Dravin]

You can always start one yourself, it's not all the hard to find a message board script, or somebody who will host.

[Eddy]

How can these people be bored?

There is murder, and mayhem, and tourism, and election fraud, and construction, and salary seting, and bulldozing shacks of your enemies, and farming, and cows, and people running around with giant chickens over their heads, and coffee, and big fat tourists, and and and tarantulas!!!  

[El_Camino]

Wow Eddy!  You should be a travel agent!  Excuse me while I pack my bags!  

[Brian]

"and people running around with giant chickens over their heads"

Did I miss something?   I thought those were volcanic eruptions they were screaming about!  You know, they run up to a building, shake their fists and shout "we have no protection against volcanic eruptions!" and then somebody comes along and tells them that there are no volcanoes on the island, and then the person goes home.

I must have missed the giant chicken, although I enjoy when someone is dreaming about going Taco Bell for a chalupa and a large coke!  

[Eddy]

Thanks a lot Brian.  Now I'm thinking of that filthy little rat dog they had in the commercials.  

I hate chiuhauahas!  I hate the way they look.  I hate those dorky ears.  I hate their whiny little ratdog bark.  I hate the way I can't spell chihawaha.

I hate them!  ARGH!!!!

[Dravin]

I as well hate them, the yippy little things, but they do make wonderful chalks and door stops.

[Brian]

Great!  Now the chiuhauahas people are going to write us letters!!  

I want both of you to go up to the blackboard and write "chiuhauahas are our friends" five hundred times each!  And Eddy, don't make me tell you again what not to do with the erasers, okay!?  

[Bill_Clinton]

Bored?

I just spent about 45' watching a banana farm get planted, grow, and then harvest.  

There is just too much detail in this game for it to get boring.

[El_Big_Cheese]

Bored? No

Waiting for an expansion pack? Yea  

[Wooly]

You too watched a Banana Farm for years on a slow setting?  I blame Brian for this...

   --Wooly

[Brian]

I tell you that they exist!!  They are real!  I saw them!  There is photographic proof of that they exist!!  Why do you all doubt what you have seen with your own eyes!!  

Uhhh... we are talking about the tarantulas... aren't we?  

[Wooly]

It might be my Voodoo Graphics card.  I don't see the ocean moving, either.  It shimmers in a pattern, somewhat like movement, but there are no waves.  Just a shimmer than crosses from one edge of the screen to the other.  This is on maximum detail in all settings, with 64 MB of graphics memory.

I'm going to watch the ocean a while longer.

  --Wooly

[Eddy]

I can tell you what one of my teachers did in high school with erasers.

If you would fall asleep in class or not pay attention or even talk to your neighbor, whoomp whoomp!  He would throw the eraser at your desk, hitting it and waking you up!

I was the target only once.