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« Reply #25 on: 04/30/01 at 04:29 PM » |
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Sure, he's already got the collar and the leash, but you didn't hear that from me!  |
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« Reply #26 on: 04/30/01 at 05:00 PM » |
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You guys had me looking up Tourette's... apparrently Mozart had it...
Hey the discussion forum thing is kinda fun!
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« Reply #27 on: 04/30/01 at 05:11 PM » |
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Congratulations boys! We've converted yet another to the dark-side of the Tropico forum! Eddy, stop drooling... it's disgusting!  Welcome to the board, Webringjefe... glad you're enjoying it!  (If you think this is fun, wait until Eddyatwork returns from his 48-hour non-stop Tropico marathon and reads all the things I've been saying about him!  ) |
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« Reply #28 on: 05/01/01 at 01:44 AM » |
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Senor, just because I have a dog collar (the salesgirl said I looked cute with it) doesn't mean anything. Now about these allegations Brian... |
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A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
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« Reply #29 on: 05/01/01 at 02:50 PM » |
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"Allegations"... isn't that a chain of mountains which runs through our state, Eddy? |
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« Reply #30 on: 05/01/01 at 02:58 PM » |
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You two are completely insane.... You're my heros!
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« Reply #31 on: 05/01/01 at 03:10 PM » |
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I'm sure if we just keep pouring strawberry fizzies down eddy's throat we can keep him in a subdued state. Just remember to bring the Depends; those fizzies run through you without stopping.
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« Reply #32 on: 05/01/01 at 04:12 PM » |
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No need to bring the "depends", Eddy has his own. It's for when he likes to play "naughty baby" - but again, you did not hear that from me  |
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« Reply #33 on: 05/02/01 at 01:35 AM » |
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Ewww....
(Just think, I earned a post for that! Emperor, here I come!)
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #34 on: 05/02/01 at 02:27 PM » |
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Not if I beat you to it first Eddy!!  (Oh man, did I really say that?!) But Eddy, what are we going to do with Brians corpse when we chuck him of out of his Palace? Does Betha need a new pair of Emperor skin shoes? |
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'Golf. Now there is an exercise in tedium! It's people in ugly clothes walking!' - Eddy
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« Reply #35 on: 05/02/01 at 02:50 PM » |
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I do not think it was very kind or "pc" for the creators to portray Tourettes as some kind of comedic relief for Tropicans. It is a real disorder.  Frankly, I think that the wording was more of a joke that the leader can't help cussing than REALLY having Tourettes. Still, it may not be kind but it IS pretty dadgumed funny. Lighten up, I am going bald and I have to endure bald jokes, but I just kick people's ass and it stops. I suggest you do the same instead of whining about it.  |
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« Reply #36 on: 05/02/01 at 02:54 PM » |
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Hmmm... let's see what's going on at the board today. Oh, this thread has been a funny one! I wonder what MrP had to add... But Eddy, what are we going to do with Brians corpse when we chuck him of out of his...EXCUSE ME??!!! This is friendship? This is loyalty? Plotting my demise when I haven't even gotten the cushions warm on my emperor's throne?? And I thought I was being such a benevolent ruler  We'll see who is laughing last when I discover the tarantulas and get them on my side!! |
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« Reply #37 on: 05/02/01 at 03:41 PM » |
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Oh god, he has my penguins and now the secret agent-007-kickboxing-tofu eating-dress wearing spiders!! Will my soldiers ever be loyal to me?! Your humble Servant The Duke of Campaigns, Armed Forces, Security and AOE Tactics, in the Court of Emperor Brian!! |
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'Golf. Now there is an exercise in tedium! It's people in ugly clothes walking!' - Eddy
'You will remember none of this. Your brief view behind the wizard's curtain will be replaced with happy thoughts of kittens and poodles, playing in the flower garden.'
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« Reply #38 on: 05/03/01 at 12:33 AM » |
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Yeah well wait till he sees an alcoholic dress-wearing high heel platform boot stomping dictator wannabe!  |
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #39 on: 05/03/01 at 12:37 AM » |
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but that's nothing compared to the 6' 4", 290lb, red-bearded, ADHD Beast! (Also known as the Blur doing childhood)
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« Reply #40 on: 05/03/01 at 06:07 AM » |
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After reading the posts from MrP, Eddyatwork and Dravin, I'm convinced that the four of us should try to create a new version of The Villiage People and go on tour!  This from your 6'1, 210 lbs., penquin loving, spider hunting, beer swilling, leather-wearing, high-heel stomping emperor who looks way better in the spandex british flag dress than Eddy does! |
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« Reply #41 on: 05/03/01 at 10:34 AM » |
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These images are frightning to say the least. I think that this information is great to be used for those people on my island that are against birth control.
No time for that now. I must learn how to travel back through time and give condoms to your parents.
The day that Political Correctness comes to a game like Tropico is the day I burn my computer. They didn't do the drug thing for a reason you know.
Want to complain about something? How about Quake, Doom, and the other demon hunting generic blood and guts? I can come up with 5 million other games that I find offensive for one reason or another. I choose to either play them and deal with the fact that no game will please all the people or I choose to not play the game.
Up to you. Nice to be free to decide that isn't it?
Unlike eddyatwork who would make us all wear lipstick and high heels if he was dictator or Brian making certain we are all armed with elephant guns to take out those fruit spiders.
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« Reply #42 on: 05/03/01 at 10:41 AM » |
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Elephant Guns?! Señor, we'd have to get much too close to the spiders in order to shoot them, and they might jump over the bullets and land on our faces! (Did you not see Arachnaphobia??) I prefer flamethrowers. Or I'll just send my wife in with a big shoe (of course, she's the type of person who catches the spider and releases it outside... < shudder> BTW - I agree with you on your last post, except about Eddy and the lipstick. 
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« Reply #43 on: 05/03/01 at 06:01 PM » |
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I for one, am epileptic. Seriously. And am not offended by anything anyone says about it. Hell, The Simpsons joked about it. Epilepcy is overactive electric brain waves, and Alexander the Great had it. And we all know Alexander the Great kicked ass. But anyway, quit saying all the people with diseases are offended by everything, because most, like my grand self, dont care. |
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« Reply #44 on: 05/03/01 at 09:19 PM » |
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Lipstick and high heels huh? Hmm... |
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #45 on: 05/03/01 at 09:26 PM » |
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As long as you don't put me in that ungodly Spandex Union Jack dress Eddy, I'll be fine : )
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« Reply #46 on: 05/03/01 at 09:42 PM » |
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Heck, I'm fat AND bald. Am I going to go around stopping the world from making jokes about fat and bald people? No, because I'm not a wussy.
There was a day when we could laugh at ourselves and our differences. Now its like we live in East Germany and we have to "watch what we say."
I first encountered this atmosphere when I went to law school. My class was given a "sensitivity seminar" by a group supposedly representing various minorities. There was one woman who openly declared she was a lesbian. She's the one who did most of the talking and she warned us to be careful what we say about homosexuals or they would take secret revenge against us.
The only way to stop the PC oppresion is to stand up and say: "D*** it, this is a free country and if I want to make fun of (put victimized minority group here) then that's my God given right."
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« Reply #47 on: 05/03/01 at 10:20 PM » |
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The Union Jack dress is for Brian. I have a cheerleaders outfit for you.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #48 on: 05/03/01 at 10:22 PM » |
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The Union Jack dress is for Brian. I have a cheerleaders outfit for you.
Oh, okay then. Just make sure the socks and the skirt meet or I'm gonna have to go to the garage and get the weed-whacker so I can shave my legs. |
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