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« Reply #100 on: 04/18/01 at 01:57 PM »

Good to see you getting along, Cram and BiggieAl.

But just out of curiosity; what exactly is derogatory or insultning about being gay?

Luke 'came out' here on the board a few weeks ago allready (allthough I believe that was mostly to scare some newbie...  :-/ ).

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« Reply #101 on: 04/18/01 at 02:06 PM »

As Jerry Seinfeld once said, 'NOT that there's anything wrong with that'
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« Reply #102 on: 04/18/01 at 02:29 PM »

There's nothing wrong with a person being gay. It's just how you say it. For example, if I said: "How come you are so weak? Are you a woman?"

Now, there's nothing wrong with being a woman, but because it is said this way, we are stereotyping a "woman" as being weak.
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« Reply #103 on: 04/18/01 at 09:41 PM »

But women are weak and that mean-OH @#$% DUCK!!!  
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« Reply #104 on: 04/20/01 at 07:55 AM »

That's your opinion. I've met women are who are strong and have a lot of sense.

Let's see, I guess your dictator profile would probably be a womanizer, and in that case, good luck with the lady rebels and other feminine figures on your Tropico island.
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« Reply #105 on: 04/20/01 at 11:46 AM »


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That's your opinion.


Actually, Al, that was a joke.  See, the context states I would be so bold as to say something like that then the female rebel, who obviously is not weak, shows up and...why the heck am I having to explain this?
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« Reply #106 on: 04/20/01 at 12:28 PM »

Still, it would be tough running the island with womanizer as a flaw. Oh well, I guess that's the fun of being dictator.
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« Reply #107 on: 04/21/01 at 02:03 PM »

well i for one entend to use that flaw first go

ahh...excuse me ladies.......we are going now
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« Reply #108 on: 04/21/01 at 09:05 PM »

I still don't understand why womanizing is a flaw.  This is the 1950's.  You are the president!  It should be a bonus!  Maybe a game hack is in order here.  Smiley
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« Reply #109 on: 04/21/01 at 11:43 PM »

Womanizer should be both a flaw and a quality.

Flaw: Women hate you
Quality: Bachelors envy you

As with the whole theme of Tropico, any attribute you choose should be able to work for you and also work against you at the same time.
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« Reply #110 on: 04/22/01 at 12:16 AM »


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Womanizer should be both a flaw and a quality.

Flaw: Women hate you
Quality: Bachelors envy you

As with the whole theme of Tropico, any attribute you choose should be able to work for you and also work against you at the same time.


What about flatulence? For the life of me I can't find anything good about that! Cheesy
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« Reply #111 on: 04/22/01 at 05:19 AM »

You gotta be kiddin me, Dravin!  Flatulence is an art!  It's a way of life!  It's a contact sport!  (ewww)  I can see there being a plus with the working class with the flaw of flatulence.  No one knows how to make an annoucement like us blue collar boys.

As far as womanizing...come to think of it that too is a contact sport.   Kiss
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« Reply #112 on: 04/22/01 at 07:23 AM »

I think flatulence is a joke (in the game), because I also can't see it working as a bonus Huh  I may use it as a dictator flaw on one of my "test" islands, but not on the main island I plan to rule with a kind, benevolent hand Smiley

Womanizer... some women actually swoon over a powerful man who treats them as sexual objects.  And ladies, I DID NOT SAY ALL WOMEN, I SAID "SOME"!  

Flatulence as a contact sport?  Okay, I can't picture it, and I don't want to!  Embarrassed  Wink
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« Reply #113 on: 04/22/01 at 12:40 PM »

Now what about a flatulent womanizer? Makes you think doesn't it! Shocked
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« Reply #114 on: 04/22/01 at 06:26 PM »

This is off topic from the Flatulence thing.

Does anyone know if the General is promoted from within? (from one of the lowly soldiers), or is the General hired from abroad or outside the military circle. What about being able to restrict who does or does not become the General?
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« Reply #115 on: 04/22/01 at 06:32 PM »

he's within

dunno about the other stuff
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« Reply #116 on: 04/22/01 at 06:40 PM »

Does anyone remember the "fart-football" commercial for...well, I can't remember what it's for, but it's funny nonetheless.  The farting contact sport posts above kinda inspired this memory.

Basically, this old couple is in bed and the guy lets out a nice little fart.  The old lady hears it and follows with her own more powerful fart.  Then, the guy responds in turn, followed by an evermore lovely fart by the woman.  However, the last fart was more of a "Hershey squirt."  At that the woman declares that the quarter is over and it's time to switch sides...

It's a classic in my book.  Grin

We now return to our regularly scheduled posts: "Cars in Tropico"
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« Reply #117 on: 04/23/01 at 08:20 AM »

Here's how flatulence would for you in a speech:

Dear {f***} Tropicans:
I hope all of you had a {f***} good year. Overall, I had a extremely {f***} awesome year. My personal treasury has gone up by a {f***} $5 million. Also I have killed 5 {f***} bishops and assasinated 2 of my {f***} generals. Blah Blah Blah.

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ps. {f***} stands for {fart}
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« Reply #118 on: 04/23/01 at 11:35 PM »

Why does every game have to have potty humor in it?  The sims had it.  Tropico has it.  Even Conker's Bad Fur Day has it.  Bleaugh.
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« Reply #119 on: 04/24/01 at 10:53 AM »

Humor in good games is like good romance in an action movie.

They sell!
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« Reply #120 on: 03/22/09 at 01:06 PM »

And now there shall be cars in Tropico!

And here is what CafeDave has to say about it:
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Sometimes it is good to look back on these heavy questions.

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« Reply #121 on: 01/11/12 at 11:52 AM »

...  But I also hate the way the democrats pander to the breeders.  ...

And the Republicans pander to the people who classify some other people as "breeders."
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« Reply #122 on: 03/12/12 at 10:18 AM »

For reference, I have trawled through the threads and found this, from PopTop Dave, back in January 2001.
And to end the whole taxi/bus question (to which I even saw references in other threads), gather round:
Once upon a time, the designers at PopTop thought it would be nifty to have tanks, taxis, busses, teamsters which upgraded to trucks, and oh, they did drool.  They liked the idea so much, it even got mentioned long ago in an article.  Time passed, and the designers and programmers decided that vehicles just weren't going to work.  The mighty Sword of Design came down and lopped off all land-based vehicles.  And so there are no taxis, busses, trucks, etc. in the game.

The problem is a combination of the quantity of code for the animations and the coding technique for transmogrifying person units into vehicle units. If you are not a programmer, don't even think about it.

The appearance of vehicles in trailers has nothing to do with the problem of what actually goes on in the game.
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