Things I Want In the Expansion Pack

[Blackrook]

I want a cloning factory.  I would then put Pamela in there and make 500 Pamelas...that would be cool.  

(With my luck, Bertha will sneak in and make 1000 copies of herself)

[Bulletsponge]

Magicpiper hit the nail on the head when he wanted soccer riots. each faction can have a team it suports and whenever tensions get high they might break out in a riot at the stadium.

[TargetBoy]

Yes!  Yes!  And then the police and troops show up in riot gear with crowdbreaking formations, 5ft riot sticks, helmets, shields, 10% OC spray...OH MAN!  And cops mounted on horses, that would be soo cool.  There's nothing like watchin a holligan's melon get cracked after a loooong boooooring game of soccer!  (excuse me...futbol)

Does anyone know anything about weird random events like sneaky aliens or mythical monsters on the island?  I saw shots of Mayan pyramids labeled "archaeological site" and that would open so many cool possiblities of local curses or places people are afraid to go near.  I don't want anything huge that turns this game into a sci-fi or fantasy, just something random that throws a monkey-wrench in the wheels every now and then like the Godzilla monster on the original Sim City.

[Eddy]

Crowdbreaking?  You call dispersing the peasants to their little hovels crowdbreaking?  Pshaw,.  Senor, come.  I will show you how a real dictator does his job.

Now look at those hooligans.  See how they are burning me in effigy.  Now watch as my army goes in.  That's right senor.  The army, not police.  Senor, are you feeling well?  I know not many people like watching an army slaughter peasants, but its for the good of the country.  Oh dear.  He seems to have fainted.  Get a strawberry fizzy in here, stat!

[Coconut Kid]

Seriously, I think the expansion oughta make the Dictator an actual person on the island. The dictator will get to walk around the island, talk to the people, have sex with the showgirls, stuff like that. And if and when an uprising does happen, I want to see him sail away on a boat, or see him killed by the locals.

There you go! A marvelous suggestion that would really boost sales -- with the porno fans.

All the old timers who posted in this thread should take great comfort from the fact that it appears that Haemimont apparently printed it out and posted it on the board -- almost everything here has been added in T3 and T4.