Seriously, I think the expansion oughta make the Dictator an actual person on the island. The dictator will get to walk around the island, talk to the people, have sex with the showgirls, stuff like that. And if and when an uprising does happen, I want to see him sail away on a boat, or see him killed by the locals.
There you go! A marvelous suggestion that would really boost sales -- with the porno fans.
All the old timers who posted in this thread should take great comfort from the fact that it appears that Haemimont apparently printed it out and posted it on the board -- almost everything here has been added in T3 and T4.