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« on: 08/17/01 at 03:15 AM »

We have just been informed that Gilbert Willis has obtained a thong in the Tropico Flag colours and should there be a Swimsuit round in the Tropico Pageant Gilbert will be proud to to appear wearing his new thong to delight you all.
That is the end of this News Flash Grin
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« Reply #1 on: 08/17/01 at 04:06 AM »

That's really scary coffee. Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: 08/17/01 at 04:14 AM »

LOL You just wait - you won't believe it 'till you see it Wink
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« Reply #3 on: 08/17/01 at 11:34 AM »

Dang, I was looking forward to seeing the Tropican National Codpiece  Cry
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« Reply #4 on: 08/17/01 at 01:49 PM »

Maus I may be misunderstanding you or you may have misunderstood me? But if you're worried that you won't see Gilbert in his thong - don't be. As long as you visit this site you will see this wonderful spectacle (I took too long doing it not to post it). Even if there isn't a swimsuit round or I get knocked out I'll post it anyway - there you can smile now Grin
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« Reply #5 on: 08/17/01 at 02:04 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: 08/17/01 at 02:08 PM »

Finally, Bertha's Male counterpart! Whah-hoo!!!  Kiss
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« Reply #7 on: 08/17/01 at 02:21 PM »

Oh here I'll burn some hair under Dona's nose that'll bring her round. Not Gilbert's though he hasn't had a wax yet Grin
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« Reply #8 on: 08/17/01 at 02:24 PM »


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Finally, Bertha's Male counterpart! Whah-hoo!!!  Kiss
I never actually thought of Gilbert like that - I don't think Bertha would like it, her being a tourist from NJ and Gilbert being a lowly but unusually hard working Teamster from Tropico Roll Eyes Grin
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« Reply #9 on: 08/17/01 at 04:05 PM »

LOL probably, but when I see Gilbert without his shirt, and look at that picture of Bertha, it's almost like seeing the same people. Minus some of the body hair of course!
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« Reply #10 on: 08/17/01 at 07:24 PM »

***smells something burning and opens her eyes.  See Coffeebean and remembers that she said something about Gilbert in a thong****

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« Reply #11 on: 08/17/01 at 10:30 PM »

Gilbert and Betha should get together becaue u know they want to.
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« Reply #12 on: 08/17/01 at 11:32 PM »

Ack!!! *picks up her boss from the floor and lays her on the red velvet fainting couch*  Mistress!! Are you okay?  Stop talking about big hairy men in thongs people!!!   Shocked
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« Reply #13 on: 08/18/01 at 12:44 PM »

Bertha is unavailable to comment, but her mother graciously pointed out that Bertha is looking for a nice doctor to marry.

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« Reply #14 on: 08/18/01 at 01:11 PM »

Aren't we all??
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That is only right and proper for a girl from New Jersey Grin
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« Reply #16 on: 08/18/01 at 02:42 PM »

At the moment the only picture available of Gilbert in his thong is of him facing the camera - anyone interested in a back view? Shocked
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« Reply #17 on: 08/18/01 at 02:46 PM »

Any bets on Dona fainting again?
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« Reply #18 on: 08/18/01 at 02:50 PM »

 This would be to ignore the odds in favor of her being turned into stone.
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« Reply #19 on: 08/18/01 at 03:04 PM »

To quote Teamster Bob - that made liquid come out of my nose and I wasn't even drinking anything Grin
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« Reply #20 on: 08/18/01 at 05:06 PM »

I think I've found Berth'a perfect man. I was trying to fix my Tropico Screenshots page (which hasn't changed since May 26) when I foundthis early picture.
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« Reply #21 on: 08/19/01 at 12:26 AM »

Heh heh heh.  Bertha's mom will be thrilled!

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« Reply #22 on: 08/22/01 at 12:28 AM »

For all that is Holy no back shots! Shocked
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« Reply #23 on: 08/23/01 at 03:40 AM »

Great shot, Railnut.

Amazing what opportunities are available if you work hard enough.  Imagine all the years of school, working as a teamster and studying at night.  His mother would be proud - she always wanted her son to be a doctor.  Now if only he can find a nice girl from New Jersey.....
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« Reply #24 on: 08/24/01 at 05:55 AM »

Hey Eddy Bertha is from NJ right?
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