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« on: 08/17/01 at 03:15 AM » |
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We have just been informed that Gilbert Willis has obtained a thong in the Tropico Flag colours and should there be a Swimsuit round in the Tropico Pageant Gilbert will be proud to to appear wearing his new thong to delight you all. That is the end of this News Flash 
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« Reply #1 on: 08/17/01 at 04:06 AM » |
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That's really scary coffee. 
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« Reply #2 on: 08/17/01 at 04:14 AM » |
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LOL You just wait - you won't believe it 'till you see it 
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« Reply #3 on: 08/17/01 at 11:34 AM » |
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Dang, I was looking forward to seeing the Tropican National Codpiece 
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« Reply #4 on: 08/17/01 at 01:49 PM » |
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Maus I may be misunderstanding you or you may have misunderstood me? But if you're worried that you won't see Gilbert in his thong - don't be. As long as you visit this site you will see this wonderful spectacle (I took too long doing it not to post it). Even if there isn't a swimsuit round or I get knocked out I'll post it anyway - there you can smile now 
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« Reply #5 on: 08/17/01 at 02:04 PM » |
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*****faints******
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« Reply #6 on: 08/17/01 at 02:08 PM » |
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Finally, Bertha's Male counterpart! Whah-hoo!!! 
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« Reply #7 on: 08/17/01 at 02:21 PM » |
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Oh here I'll burn some hair under Dona's nose that'll bring her round. Not Gilbert's though he hasn't had a wax yet 
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« Reply #8 on: 08/17/01 at 02:24 PM » |
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Finally, Bertha's Male counterpart! Whah-hoo!!!  I never actually thought of Gilbert like that - I don't think Bertha would like it, her being a tourist from NJ and Gilbert being a lowly but unusually hard working Teamster from Tropico 
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« Reply #9 on: 08/17/01 at 04:05 PM » |
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LOL probably, but when I see Gilbert without his shirt, and look at that picture of Bertha, it's almost like seeing the same people. Minus some of the body hair of course!
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« Reply #10 on: 08/17/01 at 07:24 PM » |
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***smells something burning and opens her eyes. See Coffeebean and remembers that she said something about Gilbert in a thong****
CLUNK!
****faints again****
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« Reply #11 on: 08/17/01 at 10:30 PM » |
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Gilbert and Betha should get together becaue u know they want to.
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« Reply #12 on: 08/17/01 at 11:32 PM » |
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Ack!!! *picks up her boss from the floor and lays her on the red velvet fainting couch* Mistress!! Are you okay? Stop talking about big hairy men in thongs people!!! 
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« Reply #13 on: 08/18/01 at 12:44 PM » |
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Bertha is unavailable to comment, but her mother graciously pointed out that Bertha is looking for a nice doctor to marry.
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« Reply #14 on: 08/18/01 at 01:11 PM » |
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Aren't we all??
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« Reply #15 on: 08/18/01 at 02:35 PM » |
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Bertha is unavailable to comment, but her mother graciously pointed out that Bertha is looking for a nice doctor to marry.
That is only right and proper for a girl from New Jersey 
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« Reply #16 on: 08/18/01 at 02:42 PM » |
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At the moment the only picture available of Gilbert in his thong is of him facing the camera - anyone interested in a back view?  Don't forget folks vote for your favourite Teamster Gilbert Willis in round #2 of the Tropico Pageant
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« Reply #17 on: 08/18/01 at 02:46 PM » |
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Any bets on Dona fainting again?
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« Reply #18 on: 08/18/01 at 02:50 PM » |
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This would be to ignore the odds in favor of her being turned into stone.
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« Reply #19 on: 08/18/01 at 03:04 PM » |
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To quote Teamster Bob - that made liquid come out of my nose and I wasn't even drinking anything 
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« Reply #20 on: 08/18/01 at 05:06 PM » |
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I think I've found Berth'a perfect man. I was trying to fix my Tropico Screenshots page (which hasn't changed since May 26) when I found this early picture.
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« Reply #21 on: 08/19/01 at 12:26 AM » |
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Heh heh heh. Bertha's mom will be thrilled!
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« Reply #22 on: 08/22/01 at 12:28 AM » |
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For all that is Holy no back shots! 
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« Reply #23 on: 08/23/01 at 03:40 AM » |
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Great shot, Railnut.
Amazing what opportunities are available if you work hard enough. Imagine all the years of school, working as a teamster and studying at night. His mother would be proud - she always wanted her son to be a doctor. Now if only he can find a nice girl from New Jersey.....
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« Reply #24 on: 08/24/01 at 05:55 AM » |
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Hey Eddy Bertha is from NJ right?
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