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santa_ate_my_baby
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« on: 06/10/01 at 12:50 AM » |
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TEXTHi I,as you may have noticed, am a new member and I would like to know if I should buy Tropico. If the answer is yes, you will have me as a new regular at this site....aren't you just quivering with excitement?  Anywho tell me ... NOW!!
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Eddy
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« Reply #1 on: 06/10/01 at 06:43 AM » |
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Do NOT buy the game! I repeat. Do NOT buy Tropico.
This game is the end of civilization as we know it. You figure that you'll play it once and then play checkers or something. Then you fire up another game. And another. Soon, you realize you haven't gone to work for three weeks, there's nothing to eat in your house, the dog had to dig through the floor to escape outside, the cat ate all the tuna, and even worse, you've never had a girlfriend because you knew years ago that you'd only lose her once the game came out, so what's the point.
If more people play it, society will shut down, people will starve, and eventually, just like in the episode of Futurama last week, our civilization will have crumbled, our great cities lying in ruin and one guy, yourself in a desolate room at the age of 93 playing. You win the game, smile, and peacefully pass on.
The next day aliens come and blow everything up.
I repeat senor! Do not play, or buy, or rent, or talk, or even think about this game.
Go make out with that cute girl you saw the other day and keep humanity alive!!!
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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robbo
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« Reply #2 on: 06/12/01 at 01:32 PM » |
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yeah
plenty of hot girls down here
move here
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PapaDoc
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« Reply #3 on: 06/21/01 at 07:55 PM » |
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Oh yes. You should buy Tropico. It's really that simple.
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Revolucionario
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« Reply #4 on: 07/03/01 at 06:42 AM » |
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YES! YES! YES! Buy this game, it is GREAT! Just to warn you though you might loss weight from not eating and u might very well be an insomniac aswell.  |
Captain of the Sea Tarantula.
Leader Of The TLF (Tropican Liberation Front.)
"A Leader Can Give Up Anything, Except Final Responsibilty"-Me
"Christus Vincit!, Christus Regnat!, Christus Imperat!"
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robbo
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« Reply #5 on: 07/03/01 at 09:36 PM » |
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don't forget the chicks
chicks before gaming anyday
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Revolucionario
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« Reply #6 on: 07/16/01 at 12:49 AM » |
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O yea, even the wife likes Tropico! Its great.
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Captain of the Sea Tarantula.
Leader Of The TLF (Tropican Liberation Front.)
"A Leader Can Give Up Anything, Except Final Responsibilty"-Me
"Christus Vincit!, Christus Regnat!, Christus Imperat!"
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Goddess_Of_Game
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« Reply #7 on: 07/16/01 at 12:39 PM » |
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I'm a gal, I love the game...and the men who play it! So don't worry about the chick factor too much |
-Inventor of the Walking Milkshake Retort
-Cafe Tropico's Sneaky Pete
-Wearer of EddyatWork's Little Black Gucci Dresses
-Former secretary to the Supreme Dona Maria-
-Source of Confusion at the Night Club
-What does a girl have to do around here to get some attention? Oh wait...
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Eddy
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« Reply #8 on: 07/18/01 at 02:24 AM » |
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Guys! Look! There's another chick here! Everyone shut up!
*eddyatwork puts on a cheesy polyester leisure suit, coughs, and does his best Barry White imitation*
Hey baby, how's about a little personal guided tour of the island with me and I'll show you 100% looooove.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Goddess_Of_Game
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« Reply #9 on: 07/19/01 at 07:04 PM » |
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I'd have to throw this strawberry fizzy in your face, if I wasn't enjoying it so much!  Just kidding, that was really cute Eddy *gives Eddy a kiss on the cheek* |
-Inventor of the Walking Milkshake Retort
-Cafe Tropico's Sneaky Pete
-Wearer of EddyatWork's Little Black Gucci Dresses
-Former secretary to the Supreme Dona Maria-
-Source of Confusion at the Night Club
-What does a girl have to do around here to get some attention? Oh wait...
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Mr.P
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« Reply #10 on: 07/20/01 at 08:13 AM » |
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Eddy, you get all the girls!  <Mr.P sulks to the corner and plays with his toy tanks> |
'When you're tired of coups, you're tired of life.' - Coffeebean
'Golf. Now there is an exercise in tedium! It's people in ugly clothes walking!' - Eddy
'You will remember none of this. Your brief view behind the wizard's curtain will be replaced with happy thoughts of kittens and poodles, playing in the flower garden.'
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« Reply #11 on: 07/20/01 at 09:06 AM » |
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LOL! You could try a cheesy polyester leisure suit Mr.P but I don't think it works for everyone.  |
-Skepticism is the order of the day. It is the only way to be unsure. -Indulge the puppies and kittens of your soul! (Eddy) -You are not a god. You are a human. That means having to cooporate with other humans. (Mr Cb) |
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« Reply #12 on: 07/20/01 at 11:02 AM » |
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Awwww....Mr. P!!! *hugs* I love that whole macho thing with the tanks, surely there is a pick up line involving heavy machinery. I like a military man anyway, so just for that...*gives Mr. P two kisses* |
-Inventor of the Walking Milkshake Retort
-Cafe Tropico's Sneaky Pete
-Wearer of EddyatWork's Little Black Gucci Dresses
-Former secretary to the Supreme Dona Maria-
-Source of Confusion at the Night Club
-What does a girl have to do around here to get some attention? Oh wait...
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« Reply #13 on: 07/20/01 at 03:07 PM » |
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Awww jeez.. <Bashful smile, goes red, and quickly takes off his cheesy polyester leisure suit!> "OK boys, make the tank look real good now, I have a date and I don't want the lady to get mud on her dress" |
'When you're tired of coups, you're tired of life.' - Coffeebean
'Golf. Now there is an exercise in tedium! It's people in ugly clothes walking!' - Eddy
'You will remember none of this. Your brief view behind the wizard's curtain will be replaced with happy thoughts of kittens and poodles, playing in the flower garden.'
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« Reply #14 on: 07/20/01 at 05:52 PM » |
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 *realizes Mr. P forgot to put something else on after taking the leisure suit off* I didn't know they made boxers with 'lil tanks on them!! Ooohhhh a tank!! Can we blow some stuff up? Can we, can we???  |
-Inventor of the Walking Milkshake Retort
-Cafe Tropico's Sneaky Pete
-Wearer of EddyatWork's Little Black Gucci Dresses
-Former secretary to the Supreme Dona Maria-
-Source of Confusion at the Night Club
-What does a girl have to do around here to get some attention? Oh wait...
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« Reply #15 on: 07/21/01 at 06:46 AM » |
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OK, hop in, you can control the turret, I'll drive.  Now, for the first course can I recommend a few shacks? Something light to begin with, just to wet your appetite. Main course I was thinking perhaps a construction office? We have a particularly nice one on the menu tonight, just in; the chef would be pleased to prepare this for you. Ahh, now for desert. My special favourite, the fisherman's wharf. It's the other side of the island, so no one will see us. We could even take a leisurely walk after and survey the destruction you have reeked. Hmm yes, that sound nice I think. |
'When you're tired of coups, you're tired of life.' - Coffeebean
'Golf. Now there is an exercise in tedium! It's people in ugly clothes walking!' - Eddy
'You will remember none of this. Your brief view behind the wizard's curtain will be replaced with happy thoughts of kittens and poodles, playing in the flower garden.'
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Gimme da pesos!
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« Reply #16 on: 07/30/01 at 02:04 AM » |
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don't forget the chicks
chicks before gaming anyday Bah! Some silly female will never get between me and my tropico! To hell wit da womynz! |
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« Reply #17 on: 07/30/01 at 05:31 PM » |
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Whoa, who was the woman and what did she do to you??
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-Inventor of the Walking Milkshake Retort
-Cafe Tropico's Sneaky Pete
-Wearer of EddyatWork's Little Black Gucci Dresses
-Former secretary to the Supreme Dona Maria-
-Source of Confusion at the Night Club
-What does a girl have to do around here to get some attention? Oh wait...
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Eddy
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« Reply #18 on: 08/01/01 at 05:28 PM » |
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Oh man! I got a kiss! I got a kiss! Look out world! Big Daddy Eddy is on the prowl!!! |
El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #19 on: 08/01/01 at 11:49 PM » |
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One kiss and he's the pimp! It's so easy these days, I would think it'd take at least 4 or 5 *looks down in the tank, see's big red button* What does this do Mr. P? *presses it* Ummmm.......Do you think Eddy will mind a big gaping hole in his palace?? |
-Inventor of the Walking Milkshake Retort
-Cafe Tropico's Sneaky Pete
-Wearer of EddyatWork's Little Black Gucci Dresses
-Former secretary to the Supreme Dona Maria-
-Source of Confusion at the Night Club
-What does a girl have to do around here to get some attention? Oh wait...
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Eddy
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« Reply #20 on: 08/02/01 at 02:44 AM » |
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You blew up my karaoke bar! AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
How will I entertain the peasants?
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #21 on: 08/02/01 at 11:11 AM » |
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duh_doh_duh_doh!!! *hides behind Mr. P* Ummmm....I'll give you 10 kisses plus these fab platform shoes, formally owned by Posh Spice if you let this all drop  |
-Inventor of the Walking Milkshake Retort
-Cafe Tropico's Sneaky Pete
-Wearer of EddyatWork's Little Black Gucci Dresses
-Former secretary to the Supreme Dona Maria-
-Source of Confusion at the Night Club
-What does a girl have to do around here to get some attention? Oh wait...
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« Reply #22 on: 08/02/01 at 03:31 PM » |
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Eddy, 20 kisses, that fancy boob tube you are wearing and the Union Jack dress and she's all your's!! |
'When you're tired of coups, you're tired of life.' - Coffeebean
'Golf. Now there is an exercise in tedium! It's people in ugly clothes walking!' - Eddy
'You will remember none of this. Your brief view behind the wizard's curtain will be replaced with happy thoughts of kittens and poodles, playing in the flower garden.'
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Eddy
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« Reply #23 on: 08/02/01 at 09:50 PM » |
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Ok Mrp! Pucker up!!! |
El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #24 on: 08/03/01 at 10:32 AM » |
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*looks at Mr. P and Eddy - Scratches head* Well this isn't turning out the way I thought. May be I need more cleavage.. *sends her pool boys to go fix the gaping hole in Eddy's palace* |
-Inventor of the Walking Milkshake Retort
-Cafe Tropico's Sneaky Pete
-Wearer of EddyatWork's Little Black Gucci Dresses
-Former secretary to the Supreme Dona Maria-
-Source of Confusion at the Night Club
-What does a girl have to do around here to get some attention? Oh wait...
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