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« Reply #1 on: 03/01/02 at 11:53 AM » |
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My bigest fear is something that happened to a mate of mine on his stag-do. We hired a stripper for him who provided the normal entertainment, however the women we used was infact......I don't know if I can bring myself to say it.......O.K.......previously a man!!!  One of the guys who organised it thought it would be real funny, and since then I just cannot bring myself to 'pop the question' to my other half.  (That's my excuse and I am sticking by it!)  The really frightening thing is that you just could not tell; although come to think of it I am sure I saw an Adams Apple. Bah, glad I didn't say anything at the time. |
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Daniel2345
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« Reply #2 on: 03/01/02 at 01:43 PM » |
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oh, you mean she was a transvestite? I thought you rented a man and you could hardly tell it was a man. That would be sick, but then again... the transvestite thing is also sick. |
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« Reply #3 on: 03/01/02 at 01:53 PM » |
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One of the guys who organised it thought it would be real funny, and since then I just cannot bring myself to 'pop the question' to my other half. (That's my excuse and I am sticking by it!) your going to have to think or something bettere than that  btw, thanks for sharing that info with us. Your brother is getting ideas for your bucks night |
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« Reply #4 on: 03/01/02 at 06:00 PM » |
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Daniel, you forgot the number one chosen fear of all time. Public Speaking. People have been forget death was a choice on surveys until reminded because public speaking was on the list.  |
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« Reply #5 on: 03/01/02 at 06:28 PM » |
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Transvestites - no fear, why? Transexuals - no fear, why? Any of the above - no fear, why? Now a spider with a gun - I'm scared! |
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« Reply #6 on: 03/01/02 at 09:07 PM » |
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I fear death by being bitten by a communist russian transvestite spider with a gun.  |
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« Reply #7 on: 03/01/02 at 09:26 PM » |
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It could be worse, but, I haven't a clue how. |
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« Reply #8 on: 03/01/02 at 09:33 PM » |
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I fear being murdered by bleeding to death via 2,000 papercuts. |
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« Reply #9 on: 03/01/02 at 11:56 PM » |
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I can't believe that you didn't put "Waking up and realizing you've just become rebel and Eddy is standing at the foot of your bed with a paddle and an evil smile."
Ok for those of you who aren't afraid of transvestites, let me give you a scenario!
Imagine me. Wearing a spandex Union Jack minidress. High heeled go go boots. Big earrings. Lots of tacky fake gold "rapper's girlfriend" jewelry. Makeup that even Tammy Faye Bakker would say is overdone.
Now picture that you have to introduce me to your parents, boss, girlfriend or boyfriend. AND you have to say that I am your best friend.
Scared yet?
Just wait until I give you a makeover to look just like me!
Fear me.
Oh, I put spiders down for my fear.
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« Reply #10 on: 03/02/02 at 12:29 AM » |
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we need a covers eyes smilie
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« Reply #11 on: 03/02/02 at 09:48 AM » |
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hehehehehe- Well, eddy, maybe next time, allright? |
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« Reply #12 on: 03/02/02 at 05:33 PM » |
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Imagine me. Wearing a spandex Union Jack minidress. High heeled go go boots. Big earrings. Lots of tacky fake gold "rapper's girlfriend" jewelry. Makeup that even Tammy Faye Bakker would say is overdone.
Now picture that you have to introduce me to your parents, boss, girlfriend or boyfriend. AND you have to say that I am your best friend.
OOOOHHHH GOOD GOD NOOOOOOO!!! OOOOHHHH THE HUMANITY!!!!! I'M BLIND!!! AAAHHHHH..... |
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« Reply #13 on: 03/02/02 at 08:04 PM » |
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I put spiders, but I'm also afraid of Communism, Americans, Getting bad grades, Eddy with a paddle, Eddy with makeup on, Eddy in a minidress...
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« Reply #14 on: 03/02/02 at 08:52 PM » |
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You are American, no? How are you afraid of yourself? |
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« Reply #15 on: 03/02/02 at 09:48 PM » |
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I am afraid of my country for the fact that we are the most powerful in the world, yet we have some of the lowest I.Q.'s in the developed world. |
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"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." -Samuel Clemens
"Those who are willing to trade freedom for security deserve neither freedom nor security." -Benjamin Franklin
"Determination is the drive to accomplish something without regards to the odds." -Junta Joe
"Patience is a bitter plant, with sweet fruit." -German Proverb
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« Reply #16 on: 03/02/02 at 10:00 PM » |
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I am afraid for my country because of that, not afraid of my country.
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Daniel2345
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« Reply #17 on: 03/03/02 at 01:29 PM » |
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:)baronfrancisco finally understood it.... lol! |
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« Reply #18 on: 03/03/02 at 02:55 PM » |
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I am afraid of my country for the fact that we are the most powerful in the world, yet we have some of the lowest I.Q.'s in the developed world baronfrancisco finally understood it.... lol! Such a vexing conundrum here... The Baron, by attempting to equate IQ (a biological artifact of genetics and chance) with national origin (a time-variant function of latitude and longitude), appears to prove his own point vis-a-vis the IQ of Americans. However, Daniel, by first missing the false analogy and then actually agreeing with it, offers contrary evidence vis-a-vis the IQ of non-Americans.  |
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« Reply #19 on: 03/03/02 at 03:27 PM » |
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« Reply #20 on: 03/03/02 at 03:57 PM » |
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There's only one way to resolve the issue: in the spirit of the Olympics, I propose that a double-gold be awarded for the "singles dumb and dumber" event |
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bhar
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« Reply #21 on: 03/03/02 at 04:02 PM » |
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ROFL! |
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Eddy
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« Reply #22 on: 03/03/02 at 07:46 PM » |
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Duuuuh....geee, I bet I could win if I thunk real real hard. DOI!!!!
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Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
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« Reply #23 on: 03/03/02 at 08:31 PM » |
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Methinks that a judging bias scandal will be ensuing...
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« Reply #24 on: 03/03/02 at 11:17 PM » |
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While I don't like giving to a "what do you fear most" theme, I feel compelled to reply here. Take this for what you will.
I fear not being able to defend my family.
I fear not being able to protect myself.
I fear not being able to defend and protect my friends.
I fear not being free.
I fear governments will never allow me to live in peace.
I fear Jesus was the saviour.
Just how I feel.
Hmmm.
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