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« Reply #25 on: 09/07/02 at 05:34 PM » |
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*I see Aries running by. I quickly grab my tranquilizer gun and run out the door. I jump into the trees to follow her. Aries now stops to catch her breath and I take the chance. I look into my scopes and aim. Than fire from behind her in the trees.*
*The tranquilizer dart hits her in the upper thigh, just below her behind. It pumps enough tranquilizer in her to put an elephant to sleep. She notices it, grabs the dart, tosses it away, than falls to the dirt out-cold.*
*I jump down from the trees and grab my rope. I quickly snap off a transmission to Junta Joe about an incoming rebel to Castle Doom. I check the dart wound and it isn't too bad. I now proceed to tie her hands behind her back and tie her ankles together. I pull out some duct tape and put it over her mouth so she can't alert the other rebels, wherever they may be. I gently pick Aries up and start to carry/drag Aries to a helicopter pad. I'm also careful not to touch her in any place that I might get beat up because of it.*
*Soon Junta Joe lands and I jump in and put Aries in the back, but not too far from the seats. I buckle in and Joe lifts off.*
Joe: "So how much tranquilizer did you use?"
ME: "Enough to put an elephant to sleep. It should last the whole trip to Castle Doom. Than you can start your personal reeducation there. Also, try to get out all of that Eddy poison from her brain. It's just sad to see a new person already under Eddy's sway."
(That good enough people? I saved you the time and effort.)
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The Despot, His Matchless Primacy, Prince Dark Shinji. The Frequent Head Honcho of Cleveland.
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil." - Lacus Clyne - Gundam Seed
Face it bubba, you're gonna get paddled! - Eddyatwork
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« Reply #26 on: 09/07/02 at 05:52 PM » |
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*Aries stirs, she hears the thwack of chopper blades and feels the hard floor underneath her (especially in the area of her sore thigh) Opening her eyes ever so slightly she realizes that there is only one guard near her. Quickly she takes him out with a sleeper hold (silly Gundam, never knew what hit him), unbuckles him and places him where she was just a moment ago. Stealthily she comes up behind the pilot, Junta_Joe, and with one quick motion knocks him unconcious. Yanking him from the pilots seat she takes the controls and heads back to the forest....hovering above her beloved forest she parachutes from the chopper and lands, taking off quickly (dragging chute behind her) as she feels the heat from the explosion behind her.........."I'll be back" she vows......."I'll be back"......muuuuuwahahahahahha.......*
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« Reply #27 on: 09/07/02 at 06:01 PM » |
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« Reply #28 on: 09/07/02 at 06:02 PM » |
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Wait. I had you tied up.
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"One kills because another is killed! Then gets killed because he kills! How the hell is that going to bring us peace?" - Cagalli Yula Athha - Gundam Seed
The Despot, His Matchless Primacy, Prince Dark Shinji. The Frequent Head Honcho of Cleveland.
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil." - Lacus Clyne - Gundam Seed
Face it bubba, you're gonna get paddled! - Eddyatwork
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« Reply #29 on: 09/07/02 at 06:11 PM » |
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*so you thought*.......knot tying isn't a specialty huh?  |
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« Reply #30 on: 09/07/02 at 06:16 PM » |
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Great. Must try again.
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"One kills because another is killed! Then gets killed because he kills! How the hell is that going to bring us peace?" - Cagalli Yula Athha - Gundam Seed
The Despot, His Matchless Primacy, Prince Dark Shinji. The Frequent Head Honcho of Cleveland.
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil." - Lacus Clyne - Gundam Seed
Face it bubba, you're gonna get paddled! - Eddyatwork
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« Reply #31 on: 09/07/02 at 08:42 PM » |
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But wait. I was sitting next to Joe in the co-pilot's chair. Surely he'd notice me getting knocked out.
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The Despot, His Matchless Primacy, Prince Dark Shinji. The Frequent Head Honcho of Cleveland.
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil." - Lacus Clyne - Gundam Seed
Face it bubba, you're gonna get paddled! - Eddyatwork
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« Reply #32 on: 09/07/02 at 08:42 PM » |
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As a diety, I snap my fingers before her strike and she is deposited back to the jungle floor.  Actually, since I'm new to this god stuff, I place her about 20 feet up a baobob tree.  Why you ask? She's not ready yet. It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase. I'm letting her season a little more so provide more entertainment. Keep running and learning, Aries, we shall meet again.  Banks the Huey in a sharp turn back to the Castle, unawares that Doc rolled out the side door. Oops! |
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« Reply #33 on: 09/07/02 at 08:44 PM » |
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Banks the Huey in a sharp turn back to the Castle, unawares that Doc rolled out the side door. Oops!
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"One kills because another is killed! Then gets killed because he kills! How the hell is that going to bring us peace?" - Cagalli Yula Athha - Gundam Seed
The Despot, His Matchless Primacy, Prince Dark Shinji. The Frequent Head Honcho of Cleveland.
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil." - Lacus Clyne - Gundam Seed
Face it bubba, you're gonna get paddled! - Eddyatwork
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« Reply #34 on: 09/07/02 at 08:47 PM » |
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I unbolted the chair!  I swing around pick you up. Then I'll rush you to the Castle and let Dr. Mengele sew you up. He's been a touch bored lately.  |
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Lord of Castle Doom: Ad Astra Per Crania
Millenium p0000st tally = 8!
Official Cafe Shaman~~Holder of the Necronomicon~~Keeper of the Cafe Secrets~~Chanter to the Masses
Character is what you are in the dark
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« Reply #35 on: 09/07/02 at 08:53 PM » |
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Ah crap. Maybe I should've kept my mouth shut.
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The Despot, His Matchless Primacy, Prince Dark Shinji. The Frequent Head Honcho of Cleveland.
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil." - Lacus Clyne - Gundam Seed
Face it bubba, you're gonna get paddled! - Eddyatwork
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« Reply #36 on: 09/07/02 at 09:07 PM » |
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From Castle Doom, a great cry arises.
"KILL THE REBEL!!!"
*Timmy grins. At last, the ultimate loudspeaker system has been created!*
At last, all of Tropico will hear my will!!! Muahahahaha!!!!
*Timmy hears a great rumbling through the soundproof walls of his room*
Uh-oh.
It appears that my maniacal laughing has killed every peasant within a five mile radius of the castle.
*shrugs*
Cronies, prepare the uberzombie catapult!
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Wash uffitze and drive me to firenze
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« Reply #37 on: 09/07/02 at 09:16 PM » |
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Cronies, prepare the uberzombie catapult!
Does the uberzombie catapult have any relation to Warcraft III's Undead Scourge's Meat Wagon. It's description is: "One of the strangest and most dire tools utilized by the undead Scourge is the dreaded Meat Wagon. This rickety contraption is used to collect and store recently slain corpses from the field of battle. At any time, corpses can be pulled from the Meat Wagon and raised into undead warriors. The Meat Wagon can also 'fling' diseased corpses at enemy units by use of a crude catapult device. An invaluable support vehicle for the Scourge, the Meat Wagon strikes fear and woe into the hearts of even the most resolute defenders." |
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The Despot, His Matchless Primacy, Prince Dark Shinji. The Frequent Head Honcho of Cleveland.
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil." - Lacus Clyne - Gundam Seed
Face it bubba, you're gonna get paddled! - Eddyatwork
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« Reply #38 on: 09/07/02 at 09:27 PM » |
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Sort of like that, only the corpses are all stickied together to form one big glob. I suppose that Maus can explain further...
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« Reply #39 on: 09/07/02 at 09:45 PM » |
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Well it is a siege weapon. It's great against buildings. 12 of those things can flatten a base very quick. But you better have some support warriors because they suck against moving targets.
Also they do fling corpses in a big blob. How else could it be a siege weapon? But also collecting corpses is good for raising skeletons using the Undead Necromancer. Also Undead Ghouls can eat the corpses to gain health.
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The Despot, His Matchless Primacy, Prince Dark Shinji. The Frequent Head Honcho of Cleveland.
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil." - Lacus Clyne - Gundam Seed
Face it bubba, you're gonna get paddled! - Eddyatwork
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« Reply #40 on: 09/07/02 at 09:55 PM » |
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*In his basement office at the Ministry of Benevolent Guidance, Raul slams the hot-line telephone to Castle Doom into its cradle*
"The fools! The incompetent fools! Mengele has taken all the zombies away on some harebrained mission to launch bovinoraptor torpedoes at Robbo's lair in Austraploznoia. Now the local forests are about to erupt in gonzo rebelmania! The boss is NOT gonna like this..."
*snatches his rolodex and frantically looks for the voodoo witch-woman's business card*
"Backup zombies! We need backup zombies!"
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« Reply #41 on: 09/07/02 at 10:13 PM » |
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Ok, remind me to have mengele killed, beaten severely, and verbally reprimanded for his foolishness. Er...
Maybe we should just use the hundreds of peasants that I just inadvertantly killed...
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« Reply #42 on: 09/07/02 at 11:54 PM » |
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Up on Olympus Eddy is looking over the stats and see that AriesQTpie is coming dangerously close to rebelhood. A pooooost-it note mentions something about an exemption though for "Services performed above and beyond the call of a peasant." Eddy looks at himself in the mirror and adjusts the miniskirt slightly and smiles.  |
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
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« Reply #43 on: 09/08/02 at 12:02 AM » |
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Arggh! Bloody favoritism! For this we erected a 10-story segway temple and disemboweled exalted the entire village's firstborn? We're gonna have to find us a new deity!
*glances nervously at the corn crop, which seems to suddenly be stricken with blight*
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« Reply #44 on: 09/08/02 at 12:09 AM » |
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A paddling exemption for rebels  I'm shocked.  Methinks Eddy's psionics backfired and is held under her sway. |
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Lord of Castle Doom: Ad Astra Per Crania
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« Reply #45 on: 09/08/02 at 12:14 AM » |
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Yeah, but take a look at this miniskirt with rhinestone edging and my name inside a rhinestone heart! It is too cute!
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
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« Reply #46 on: 09/08/02 at 12:19 AM » |
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Awwww, gawshdarnit, how can ya argue with that? As long as there's a decent corn yield in the deal...
*stamps approval on the blueprints for the 20-story segway temple*
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« Reply #47 on: 09/08/02 at 01:14 AM » |
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Is nothing sacred? Now you can sway a Deity with a pretty dress and a few sparkly, embroidered trinkets. I guess I better get shopping. |
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« Reply #48 on: 09/08/02 at 01:33 AM » |
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Well, it only works if you are a chixor estio!
Surely your research has shown this!
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #49 on: 09/08/02 at 02:03 AM » |
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research, what research? I have no Idea of what you are talking about... But who was that sparkly dressed chixor looking dude doing the lambada on the bar counter tonight?  |
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