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This thread is dedicated to the wonder and achievement that pants have brought to the modern world.
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Militarily lazy yet still commanding the security forces of Castle Doom. Who's manning the ramparts? Goddess Coffeebean's Minister of Explaining Strange Stuff. It is my destiny to always be a MESS. Beware of the common good. Robin Hood must die. Shoes will untie. I want a Joe. Visit estioland |
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« Reply #1 on: 09/16/02 at 01:29 AM » |
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Uhhhmmm... It's also Part Two of the Pooh Rebellion series.
But unlike part one: The First Crisis, I am giving this thread a lifeline to the future.
Long after QTpooh is vanquished, this thread will live on to celebrate the glory of progress.
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Militarily lazy yet still commanding the security forces of Castle Doom. Who's manning the ramparts? Goddess Coffeebean's Minister of Explaining Strange Stuff. It is my destiny to always be a MESS. Beware of the common good. Robin Hood must die. Shoes will untie. I want a Joe. Visit estioland |
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« Reply #2 on: 09/16/02 at 01:52 AM » |
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Return of the Eddeye:
The first wave of rebel attacks has been subdued and Eddeye has reclaimed his paddleness. Things are slowly getting back to normal. but it will be awhile, if ever, before most people get over the horrors they survived. It gets ugly when your gods desert you.
Yet the valiant defenders look to the future with hope. Many have received recent promotions and now will have time to enjoy the perks they've earned. Things are looking pretty good around here.
But estio knows better. Out there... Somewhere, is a bear that must be tamed. A bear that riducules our traditional values and way of life. A bear that proudly flaunts its rebblieness. A bear that wears no pants.
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Militarily lazy yet still commanding the security forces of Castle Doom. Who's manning the ramparts? Goddess Coffeebean's Minister of Explaining Strange Stuff. It is my destiny to always be a MESS. Beware of the common good. Robin Hood must die. Shoes will untie. I want a Joe. Visit estioland |
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« Reply #3 on: 09/16/02 at 03:27 AM » |
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 Puuuh-leaze.......everyone knows a poohbear can't wear pants.
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« Reply #4 on: 09/16/02 at 04:27 AM » |
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Look who's visiting Tropico!
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« Reply #5 on: 09/16/02 at 07:21 AM » |
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LOL - Watch out where you tread - oooppps! There goes another shack!  |
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« Reply #6 on: 09/16/02 at 07:27 AM » |
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Wow. That sure is an organized little island you've got there...
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Wash uffitze and drive me to firenze
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« Reply #7 on: 09/16/02 at 07:42 AM » |
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Meanwhile "The Tropican News" reports a rather worrying story.  GIANT CAT CARRIES OFF TOURIST! Until now the stories of giant cats roaming the forests have been put down to over active imaginations or too much rum. However not only does this photograph prove its existence it also explains why Tourists regularly disappear from our Islands. It is believed that the latest victim of the giant cat is a recent tourist named Pooh Bear. The photographer has no idea of this tourists fate as he ran for his life after taking this one picture. After a few shots of rum and a few slaps round his face (medicinal) he managed to talk. It was difficult to understand his ramblings but he seemed to be saying that Pooh Bear was singing as he was carried away by the giant cat! We will bring you more news as we get it or until the photographer, the only witness so far, is cleared by the psychiatric unit. |
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« Reply #8 on: 09/16/02 at 09:27 AM » |
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Let eddy paddle the victim and he will surely talk |
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« Reply #9 on: 09/16/02 at 11:06 AM » |
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'Bean, where exactly is this photographer? The cat he got pictures of is a top secret G-cat, trained to hunt out rebels and assasins. We must destoy all records of his looks to ensure future success.
But don't worry, after interrogation and brain melding, the stuffed lil' rebel was released to the general cat population. Here is a picture of her playing with a new friend.
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Militarily lazy yet still commanding the security forces of Castle Doom. Who's manning the ramparts? Goddess Coffeebean's Minister of Explaining Strange Stuff. It is my destiny to always be a MESS. Beware of the common good. Robin Hood must die. Shoes will untie. I want a Joe. Visit estioland |
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« Reply #10 on: 09/16/02 at 11:12 AM » |
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My pictures never take on the first try  |
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« Reply #11 on: 09/16/02 at 11:18 AM » |
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something tells me I need to find a lawyer  |
COLONEL SKEEBERCAT - COMMANDER OF THE TROPICAN SPECIAL OPS GROUP
Founder and Chair of the Committee to Upgrade the Rowboat with a gourmet kitchen and wet bar
The beatings will continue until your morale improves!!
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Eddy
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« Reply #12 on: 09/16/02 at 12:22 PM » |
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My God! There are TWO cats involved in this conspiracy! Estio! We need you now!
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #13 on: 09/16/02 at 07:33 PM » |
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Great now I'm covered in hives from head to toe from all the scratches and nibbles
*Glances at skeeber to see if she can make a positive I.D.*
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« Reply #14 on: 09/16/02 at 08:46 PM » |
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i'm free and clear, as i was passed out behind the jukebox at the Beefeater all weekend!! besides, those cats aren't 6' nor do they weigh in at 250!!!
*goes back to grooming, knowing his name is clear*
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COLONEL SKEEBERCAT - COMMANDER OF THE TROPICAN SPECIAL OPS GROUP
Founder and Chair of the Committee to Upgrade the Rowboat with a gourmet kitchen and wet bar
The beatings will continue until your morale improves!!
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« Reply #15 on: 09/16/02 at 09:02 PM » |
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Well, there is no sense of scale in either picture. If Pooh is 5 feet tall, then either of those cats are proportioned as a six foot long cat. You aren't clear yet skeeber.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #16 on: 09/16/02 at 09:17 PM » |
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No, then those cats would be like 20 feet long.
And I just couldn't resist saying this:
Pants will unzip.
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THAT BILLY GOAT HAS A PUFFY BEARD!!!!!!!!
We will kill them all........most of them - Baghdad Bob
Life seems short considering how long you will be dead - Wooly
The sword of ancient times is now for kitchen use - Japanese proverb
Kevorkian for Surgeon General
BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF - White Men Can't Jump- the video game
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« Reply #17 on: 09/16/02 at 09:21 PM » |
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this just isn't right!! I was nice to aries!!
oh wait, I've seen this before!! Frame the drunken cat!! good thing i changed avatars so that now it up to date with another persecuted cat!!
besides, look at the dust i moved behind the jukebox at the Beefeater!!
(just try to tell me you had someone sweep back there!! if they say they did they lied!!)
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COLONEL SKEEBERCAT - COMMANDER OF THE TROPICAN SPECIAL OPS GROUP
Founder and Chair of the Committee to Upgrade the Rowboat with a gourmet kitchen and wet bar
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« Reply #18 on: 09/16/02 at 09:30 PM » |
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I think it was Gundam's job to do that.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #19 on: 09/16/02 at 09:46 PM » |
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A HA!! (sorry to the good doctor for busting him out on this one!) Proof I tell you all, proof!!
Those pictures aren't of the skeeber!! Imposters I tell you!!
*resumes grooming looking more aloof then normal*
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COLONEL SKEEBERCAT - COMMANDER OF THE TROPICAN SPECIAL OPS GROUP
Founder and Chair of the Committee to Upgrade the Rowboat with a gourmet kitchen and wet bar
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« Reply #20 on: 09/16/02 at 09:47 PM » |
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Nahh.........it wasn't Skeeber......the cats that "roughed" me up were not wearing ties...and we can clearly see skeebercat has on a nice green tie!
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« Reply #21 on: 09/16/02 at 09:51 PM » |
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Yyyess, I suppose, but this is far too suspicious and frankly, I already know where Skeebercat is and I'd really like to get this case solved before lunch so...
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #22 on: 09/16/02 at 09:52 PM » |
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... has a bad hangover, smells like captain morgan....  |
COLONEL SKEEBERCAT - COMMANDER OF THE TROPICAN SPECIAL OPS GROUP
Founder and Chair of the Committee to Upgrade the Rowboat with a gourmet kitchen and wet bar
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« Reply #23 on: 09/16/02 at 10:01 PM » |
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Egads. Skeeber, you stink man!
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #24 on: 09/16/02 at 10:04 PM » |
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Skeeber, I think you miss understand why we are looking for the cats. the first is a G-cat, in hiding. The second is an unidentified hero, teaching the rebbly pooh a thing or two. If that is you, step forward for your free spiked milk bowl to celebrate a job well done. |
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