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« on: 12/31/02 at 03:44 PM » |
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Greetings fellow miscreants.  Welcome to the grand opening of the Vulgar Unicorn Tavern. Where the beers are warm and the chix00rs are ice cold.Where the beers are ice cold and the chix00rs are warm. Where every hour is Happy Hour! Where every night is Ladies Night! Where Kamakazis are always Half Price! Where Margaritas are served in a bucket! Welcome to you all. The first round is on me. Be sure to catch the complimentary champagne at midnight. |
The Cafe's Lord High Executioner: Your Prayers Will Not Save You!
Lord of Castle Doom: Ad Astra Per Crania
Millenium p0000st tally = 8!
Official Cafe Shaman~~Holder of the Necronomicon~~Keeper of the Cafe Secrets~~Chanter to the Masses
Character is what you are in the dark
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skeebercat
Tropican Special-Ops Commander
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The biggest cat of the Lower Tropican Isles
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« Reply #1 on: 12/31/02 at 04:07 PM » |
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Let me be the first to belly up to the bar and get a quaff. You just can't beat a bucket of Margaritas!!!  |
COLONEL SKEEBERCAT - COMMANDER OF THE TROPICAN SPECIAL OPS GROUP
Founder and Chair of the Committee to Upgrade the Rowboat with a gourmet kitchen and wet bar
The beatings will continue until your morale improves!!
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Junta_Joe
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« Reply #2 on: 12/31/02 at 04:38 PM » |
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Don't mind the sawdust floor there Skeebs. It's handy to soak up blood and puke.  One Bucket-o-Ritas coming up.  |
The Cafe's Lord High Executioner: Your Prayers Will Not Save You!
Lord of Castle Doom: Ad Astra Per Crania
Millenium p0000st tally = 8!
Official Cafe Shaman~~Holder of the Necronomicon~~Keeper of the Cafe Secrets~~Chanter to the Masses
Character is what you are in the dark
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Marlow
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« Reply #3 on: 12/31/02 at 04:50 PM » |
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One Whisky, Sour.
What's Wrong With The Beefeater? Conversation Getting Pointless? TDKs Leadership? Boring Chaos?
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THAT BILLY GOAT HAS A PUFFY BEARD!!!!!!!!
We will kill them all........most of them - Baghdad Bob
Life seems short considering how long you will be dead - Wooly
The sword of ancient times is now for kitchen use - Japanese proverb
Kevorkian for Surgeon General
BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF - White Men Can't Jump- the video game
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MI4REAL
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« Reply #4 on: 12/31/02 at 04:56 PM » |
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Joe, you need a dance floor to embed Marlow in |
Currently Leading: MPT  Chief of the Military Police: Tropico, to be feared by all peasants and rebels, unless they have lots of money. MI4REAL, former KGB agent, current Chieft MPT Current Members of the MPT: MI4REAL- Glorious leader Kempo Joe- Department of Savage Beatings |
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MI4REAL
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« Reply #5 on: 12/31/02 at 05:01 PM » |
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oh, Marlow, all the threads in the Cafe are chaos, some are just more chaotic |
Currently Leading: MPT Chief of the Military Police: Tropico, to be feared by all peasants and rebels, unless they have lots of money. MI4REAL, former KGB agent, current Chieft MPT Current Members of the MPT: MI4REAL- Glorious leader Kempo Joe- Department of Savage Beatings |
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el_malo
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« Reply #6 on: 12/31/02 at 05:01 PM » |
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Barkeep, let me have a Red Stripe.
Make sure you throw the peanuts shells... on the floor.
There is some home-made vension jerky on the buffet table... help yourselves.
The music tonight, will be provided by Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys. Freddy Fender will be making a special guest appearance.
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"Power does not corrupt people... people corrupt power."  "You must never ask, holding a hat in your hand, for justice from the government of tyrants, but only pick up a gun." -E. Zapata  |
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Batchman
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« Reply #7 on: 12/31/02 at 05:05 PM » |
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Joe, Sir,
Line me up a row of 20 pints of Scrumpy Jack and I'll give you a full report when I regain consciousness!
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Junta_Joe's Teamster Intimidation Co-ordinator
Acting Vice Chair for the Committee for a Wet Bar and Gourmet Kitchen on the Rowboat.
Life! Don't talk to me about life! - Marvin
Oh poo! I wanted a scandal to take everyone's mind away from the lack of paddlings lately. - Eddy
Millenium Posts = 2 (What?!? 5,000 ROCKS!)
Paddlings = 6
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Marlow
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« Reply #8 on: 12/31/02 at 05:08 PM » |
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oh, Marlow, all the threads in the Cafe are chaos, some are just more chaotic When I said boring chaos, I wasn't trying to say that chaos is boring, but instead that the chaos there gets old and repetitive. |
THAT BILLY GOAT HAS A PUFFY BEARD!!!!!!!!
We will kill them all........most of them - Baghdad Bob
Life seems short considering how long you will be dead - Wooly
The sword of ancient times is now for kitchen use - Japanese proverb
Kevorkian for Surgeon General
BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF - White Men Can't Jump- the video game
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el_malo
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« Reply #9 on: 12/31/02 at 05:09 PM » |
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Anyone that would drink something called, "Scrumpy Jack"... deserves to lose consciousness . It definately has a lethal sound to it. |
"Power does not corrupt people... people corrupt power." "You must never ask, holding a hat in your hand, for justice from the government of tyrants, but only pick up a gun." -E. Zapata |
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MI4REAL
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« Reply #10 on: 12/31/02 at 05:21 PM » |
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The benzine is what gives it the extra kick |
Currently Leading: MPT Chief of the Military Police: Tropico, to be feared by all peasants and rebels, unless they have lots of money. MI4REAL, former KGB agent, current Chieft MPT Current Members of the MPT: MI4REAL- Glorious leader Kempo Joe- Department of Savage Beatings |
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AriesQtPie
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« Reply #11 on: 12/31/02 at 05:21 PM » |
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Let's see......start me off with a Baybreeze, a Scooby Snack, a Tequila Sunrise and a Knock Me Down....that should hold me for a few minutes.  |
Deity Qt...Military Intelligence Chief at the Ministry of Benevolent Guidance second only to Maus. The Chamberlain, Her Dashing Silliness, Crown Princess AriesQtPie, The Bug-squishing Honcho of The Nightclub.  |
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MI4REAL
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« Reply #12 on: 12/31/02 at 05:27 PM » |
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Just look at those BA levels go |
Currently Leading: MPT Chief of the Military Police: Tropico, to be feared by all peasants and rebels, unless they have lots of money. MI4REAL, former KGB agent, current Chieft MPT Current Members of the MPT: MI4REAL- Glorious leader Kempo Joe- Department of Savage Beatings |
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Batchman
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« Reply #13 on: 12/31/02 at 05:30 PM » |
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::HIC::
I'll have you know that Jumpy Scrack is some of the besssss stuff you can do with apples!
::HIC::
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Junta_Joe's Teamster Intimidation Co-ordinator
Acting Vice Chair for the Committee for a Wet Bar and Gourmet Kitchen on the Rowboat.
Life! Don't talk to me about life! - Marvin
Oh poo! I wanted a scandal to take everyone's mind away from the lack of paddlings lately. - Eddy
Millenium Posts = 2 (What?!? 5,000 ROCKS!)
Paddlings = 6
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Eddy
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« Reply #14 on: 12/31/02 at 05:58 PM » |
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(in a gruff and deep voice) Hey barkeep! Gimme something manly!
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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el_malo
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« Reply #15 on: 12/31/02 at 06:06 PM » |
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Jumpy Scrack is some of the besssss stuff you can do with apples Aaahhhhhhhhaaaa, would this be a potable... that I know as AppleJack? |
"Power does not corrupt people... people corrupt power." "You must never ask, holding a hat in your hand, for justice from the government of tyrants, but only pick up a gun." -E. Zapata |
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Junta_Joe
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« Reply #16 on: 12/31/02 at 06:07 PM » |
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Wow, the place is filling early. Gee, that Red Stripe takes me back. Say, I've made Seabreezes before. I guess a Baybreeze is the same with a little oil slick on top.  Keep the bottle and pour your own, Batchman. When you can't pour anymore, I'll assume you've had enough. |
The Cafe's Lord High Executioner: Your Prayers Will Not Save You!
Lord of Castle Doom: Ad Astra Per Crania
Millenium p0000st tally = 8!
Official Cafe Shaman~~Holder of the Necronomicon~~Keeper of the Cafe Secrets~~Chanter to the Masses
Character is what you are in the dark
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Batchman
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« Reply #17 on: 12/31/02 at 07:25 PM » |
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Bottle?
Bottle?
Ehm ... I am assuming you meant keg?
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Junta_Joe's Teamster Intimidation Co-ordinator
Acting Vice Chair for the Committee for a Wet Bar and Gourmet Kitchen on the Rowboat.
Life! Don't talk to me about life! - Marvin
Oh poo! I wanted a scandal to take everyone's mind away from the lack of paddlings lately. - Eddy
Millenium Posts = 2 (What?!? 5,000 ROCKS!)
Paddlings = 6
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el_malo
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« Reply #18 on: 12/31/02 at 07:27 PM » |
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Don't worry Batchie, Matie (Nurse) Bertha is on her way... with the special IV  . |
"Power does not corrupt people... people corrupt power." "You must never ask, holding a hat in your hand, for justice from the government of tyrants, but only pick up a gun." -E. Zapata |
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Batchman
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« Reply #19 on: 12/31/02 at 07:31 PM » |
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Thank you mr. Skeebs!!!!
With that horrid image in my head, I'm now stone sober!
El Malo, I'm sure its fairly close. Particular brand of English cider, hovering at around 9% alcohol, and drunk by the pint!
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Junta_Joe's Teamster Intimidation Co-ordinator
Acting Vice Chair for the Committee for a Wet Bar and Gourmet Kitchen on the Rowboat.
Life! Don't talk to me about life! - Marvin
Oh poo! I wanted a scandal to take everyone's mind away from the lack of paddlings lately. - Eddy
Millenium Posts = 2 (What?!? 5,000 ROCKS!)
Paddlings = 6
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Dark Shinji
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« Reply #20 on: 12/31/02 at 07:33 PM » |
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*Walks into the tavern and sits at the bar.*
What is on the drink menu?
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"One kills because another is killed! Then gets killed because he kills! How the hell is that going to bring us peace?" - Cagalli Yula Athha - Gundam Seed
The Despot, His Matchless Primacy, Prince Dark Shinji. The Frequent Head Honcho of Cleveland.
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil." - Lacus Clyne - Gundam Seed
Face it bubba, you're gonna get paddled! - Eddyatwork
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Junta_Joe
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« Reply #21 on: 12/31/02 at 07:36 PM » |
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(in a gruff and deep voice) Hey barkeep! Gimme something manly!
Manly? How about a Mongol favorite? Fermented yak's milk. It'll put hair on your chest faster than Texas chili. |
The Cafe's Lord High Executioner: Your Prayers Will Not Save You!
Lord of Castle Doom: Ad Astra Per Crania
Millenium p0000st tally = 8!
Official Cafe Shaman~~Holder of the Necronomicon~~Keeper of the Cafe Secrets~~Chanter to the Masses
Character is what you are in the dark
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Dark Shinji
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« Reply #22 on: 12/31/02 at 07:44 PM » |
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I just want a strong ale.
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"One kills because another is killed! Then gets killed because he kills! How the hell is that going to bring us peace?" - Cagalli Yula Athha - Gundam Seed
The Despot, His Matchless Primacy, Prince Dark Shinji. The Frequent Head Honcho of Cleveland.
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil." - Lacus Clyne - Gundam Seed
Face it bubba, you're gonna get paddled! - Eddyatwork
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Junta_Joe
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« Reply #23 on: 12/31/02 at 07:51 PM » |
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A strong gale? Just stand back of Eddy when he finishes that 3rd yak's milk. We're talking level 3 hurricane force winds there. |
The Cafe's Lord High Executioner: Your Prayers Will Not Save You!
Lord of Castle Doom: Ad Astra Per Crania
Millenium p0000st tally = 8!
Official Cafe Shaman~~Holder of the Necronomicon~~Keeper of the Cafe Secrets~~Chanter to the Masses
Character is what you are in the dark
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Dark Shinji
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« Reply #24 on: 12/31/02 at 08:09 PM » |
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Oh, just get me a good whiskey.
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"One kills because another is killed! Then gets killed because he kills! How the hell is that going to bring us peace?" - Cagalli Yula Athha - Gundam Seed
The Despot, His Matchless Primacy, Prince Dark Shinji. The Frequent Head Honcho of Cleveland.
"We declare peace, but with weapons in our hands. The choice we're making may also be evil." - Lacus Clyne - Gundam Seed
Face it bubba, you're gonna get paddled! - Eddyatwork
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