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« Reply #25 on: 04/26/03 at 10:42 AM » |
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Cats: "I own you all" "Come here tasty parrot!" If you find a chimp that claims he's a pirate, it would be neat if you could press gang him into service  |
How many Silver spoons does it take to change a lightbulb: One to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
How many environmentalists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're all outside protesting the power plant.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb: 1, but it'll never get done. There are 38.4 units of lightbulbs piled up at the factory and nobody is doing a dadgumed thing with them.
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Addicted2Tropico
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« Reply #26 on: 04/26/03 at 08:35 PM » |
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Chimp - "This all shows that women and sailors don't mix."  |
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kingofny
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« Reply #27 on: 04/28/03 at 04:03 PM » |
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« Reply #28 on: 04/29/03 at 08:57 PM » |
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A few new ones:
"Mi vaca esta en fuego!" Not positive, since I don't know Spanish, but I think it's "My cow is on fire!" (according to the translator at babel.altavista.com)
"Los penguinos aqui son muy guapo." I figured out it's about penguins, other than that the translator didn't like it, so I'm not sure.
"Work. Who're you callin' a hoe?" - wench
"Oh dear! This outfit feels kind of tight! Maybe I'll diet." - male pirate
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Student Emperor, Head of the Tropican ReEducation Ministry Once-proud leader of the Empire of Jebus, exiled. Commanding officer of The Bertha is Great! Bertha is Beautiful! Bertha is Grand Guards Division   COMMANDANTE   |
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« Reply #29 on: 04/29/03 at 09:15 PM » |
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This is not a thought, but I thought it kind of funny to see a pirate (I think it was a pirate, not a captive), named John Cleese. |
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« Reply #30 on: 04/29/03 at 09:30 PM » |
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I wish I had a pirate named John Cleese.  That's even better than the one named Winston Churchill I had in the demo. |
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Nicholas_Danger
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« Reply #31 on: 04/29/03 at 10:37 PM » |
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A few new ones:
""Los penguinos aqui son muy guapo." I figured out it's about penguins, other than that the translator didn't like it, so I'm not sure.
You got the penguins part right, what it says is "The penguins here are very handsome" Whatever that means.... I haven't seen any penguins... |
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« Reply #32 on: 04/29/03 at 10:42 PM » |
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I haven't seen any either. I wonder what kind of penguins they have in the Caribbean...
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vampneko
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« Reply #33 on: 05/06/03 at 04:22 PM » |
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Ok I have one... I was following around Captain Morgan (who just LOVES wenching) and happened to have his thoughts screen open... when he went into the brothel it said "Blow me down!" I got a big giggle out of that one considering the context  |
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PJayTycy
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« Reply #34 on: 05/07/03 at 07:21 AM » |
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a random quote (not identical, but something among these lines) : "maybe I'll write a game where you play a dictator on one of these isles in the future"
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CafeDave
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« Reply #35 on: 05/08/03 at 06:33 PM » |
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I had this one from a skilled cook shot while escaping: "Isabel Delgado shot me and it hurts! Rather a lot really."  |
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DBear
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I'm a pirate!
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« Reply #36 on: 05/08/03 at 07:03 PM » |
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Wealthy captive, displeased with gambling "The gambling at so-and-so's fills me with the urge to defecate" Obviously someone's a Wall fan |
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Nicholas_Danger
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« Reply #37 on: 05/08/03 at 10:00 PM » |
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From an unskilled server, "Time to serve watery beer and spit in the soup!" I think she may have been a bit restless |
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Jebus
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« Reply #38 on: 05/09/03 at 12:00 AM » |
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From Roseanne the Captain (I forget her last name): "Cruise time. I trust there's enough food on board this time."
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Student Emperor, Head of the Tropican ReEducation Ministry Once-proud leader of the Empire of Jebus, exiled. Commanding officer of The Bertha is Great! Bertha is Beautiful! Bertha is Grand Guards Division COMMANDANTE |
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Fidel_of_the_internet
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« Reply #39 on: 05/09/03 at 09:46 PM » |
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Random from a shooting pirate "Arggg Were be my bullets!"
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I wonder if there is money in helping the rebels
Job:To Rule Tropico
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Owner of the Bull Head casino
Nominated most anoying person in the cafe
No More paddling for rebels
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Frighty
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« Reply #40 on: 05/09/03 at 10:34 PM » |
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Couple of random thoughts...
"I always wondered what a hot ball of lead entering my body would feel like. Thanks [pirate name]" (captive being shot)
"I think I'll build a giant robot sea turtle out of coconuts and escape the island." (captive about to escape)
"Serve me, humans." (the cat)
"I'm starting to think Darwin was right." (the cat)
And it appears someone from Tropico 1 stowed onboard to tropico 2... Going through my wealthy captives, who should I find but Fidel Castro!
And randomly had Michael Douglas working as an unskilled lumberjack. And why not?
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Pinstar
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« Reply #41 on: 05/11/03 at 10:03 AM » |
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This isn't actually a quote in the game, but it would make sense. For an english wench to quote Queen Elisibeth
"Lay back and think of England"
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How many Silver spoons does it take to change a lightbulb: One to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
How many environmentalists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're all outside protesting the power plant.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb: 1, but it'll never get done. There are 38.4 units of lightbulbs piled up at the factory and nobody is doing a dadgumed thing with them.
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« Reply #42 on: 02/18/04 at 06:35 AM » |
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Another funny thought:
"Arrrgh. Oh dear, it slipped out again."
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Power corrupts,
Absolute power is kinda neat.
-John Lehman
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« Reply #43 on: 03/14/04 at 02:39 AM » |
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Only seen this once from a Chimp..or is it a pair of Chimps  |
Regards
Last Played Tropico2 in Oct2004...after 9 months of playing it. Not bad value for a £10 purchase.
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AzureTiger
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« Reply #44 on: 06/29/04 at 02:58 PM » |
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From Laurens de Graff: "Of course I'm French! Where do you think I got this outrageous French accent?" Monty Python and the Holy Grail! "I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wipers!! Go and boil your bottoms you stupid english kinnnn-niggets!!!!" "Your mothar was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!" Now go away before I taunt you a second time!!! |
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Purple_Haze
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Peace out
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« Reply #45 on: 08/26/04 at 11:07 PM » |
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Cat quotes are some of the best. Who's Darwin?? My favourite cat quote is "I own you all"
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You can't be a Pirate King if your grounded...
Peace
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Isshy
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« Reply #46 on: 11/06/05 at 01:09 AM » |
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I know this thread is a little old but I couldn't resist...
'Bare feet don't mix well with parrot deposits.' Said by a hauler.
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« Reply #47 on: 11/26/05 at 06:41 PM » |
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the forge is hot, got to go make implements of death-blacksmith.
Another cruise. Death to Spain! Death to Spain! from Laurens DeGraff. also I thikn the Monty Python is quoted by any French Pirate.
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*currently ctreating strategic paddling defensive paddle* (SPDP)
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