Biff Pocoroba

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Sucks.

Tries really, really, really hard to fit in. When he fails, he cops out on some Teh Master Plan bullshit.[1][2][3]

Mimics any and all TNL memes because if he says "imo" enough times, he'll be accepted as part of TNL,[4][5][6] even when it's not necessary to use "imo" because he's obviously already expressing an opinion.[7]

Doesn't know the difference between Nick, the owner and proprietor of TNL, and Tommy Tallarico, God. [8]

Figured out the real identities of certain dupe accounts in under 2 years of posting on TNL, genius. [9]

Gets unnecessarily defensive and cries conspiracy whenever his quest for inclusion is thwarted. Also, doesn't know how to check the Forum Leaders page to see who is and isn't a mod.[10]

During one of his backfiring attempts at owning someone, revealed that he doesn't know the difference between Kev and K3V.[11]

Thinks he knows how much other people paid for things he's never seen because he's insecure.[12]

Gets really upset when someone edits his Wiki. So much so that he comes back to edit an already scathing post 2 hours later with some list that no one understands. [13]

Was left in ruins by AstroBlue. [14]

Actually hit the trifecta of lol, by begging people to notice he was in a meeting, mentioning that he talks to another TNL member irl, and using outdated slang, all in one entirely irrelevant post.[15]

In June of 2008, Biff realized that he wasn't the supervillain he had believed himself to be, and was, in fact, mostly the butt of a lot of jokes, and occasionally pity. In the hopes of having more attention heaped on him, he announced his retirement from the boards [16]. He returned two weeks later when he realized people in real life don't think any higher of him.