Canada
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| This user is from Canada. lol canada. |
Canada is a frozen nation of majestic icebergs and thousand-mile snowdrifts. Its people were molded from snow by the great truth spirit Ignirtoq to be his warriors in the coming apocalyptic hockey-based battle against Tekkeitsertok, dark master of caribou in the end times[1].
Its national anthem is "lol Canada," and should only be properly performed in the style of a traditional Inuit throat-singer. The national animal is the savage beaver. The official national sport is NHL '95 for Sega Genesis.
The Dominion of Canada is homeland to many TNL posters past and present, including NeoZeedeater, Mode7, Brisco Bold, Rocca, cka, Error, Kedawa, Kenshin, the members of E.S.D.E.P. who post under the pseudonym StriderKyo, Reno, EMAGDINIM, outrider, sggg, Icepop, and many others.
The Parliament of Canada recently passed a Royal Edict excommunicating Jonas and Andrew from Canadian citizenship, taking away their ceremonial mukluks and mutton ration cards. They are now to be considered Mexican.
