ElCapitan

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Banned in January 08 for having a Duplicate Account (SuperTurtle) by Tommy Tallarico, since then the Gears Crew has begun the "Free Gay Papa" Campaign.


A gay papa[1]. Living so luxurious.

Refuses to acknowledge host advantage.[2]

Will whine and complain and refuse to admit his poor playing abilities at the Xbox 360 game "Gears of War", when faced with a non-host advantage. This user can be typically seen loitering outside of Piggly Wiggly in his native Tennessee with a chaw in his mouth, a budweiser in his hand screaming WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![3] He is also the Director and Producer of the infamous TNL Gears Video[4]

TNL's resident Racist Friend [5], though in denial.

In February 2008, he was ambushed by the Locust outside of some seedy bar in Tennessee. He was found by another member of Gears with half of his skull fractured and bleeded out. TNL got together and raised over 2000 USD in hopes of sending him some cookies and hookers to cheer him up. [6]