Japan

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A typical Japanese salaryman heads off to his job at Sega head office.

Japan is an archipelago off the eastern coast of Asia. Its first proto-caucasoid inhabitants are presumed to have arrived via the mainland circa 10,000 BC, where they immediately began drawing several series of cave paintings featuring large-eyed young girls being raped by bears with tentacles.

Japan is the spiritual home of the F-Chans, and the only country making videogames worth talking about. Their skills at both making and playing games are unrivaled; even Japanese infants could beat you at Virtua Fighter with one hand. While developers from other nations may make games, out of a deep and abiding shame they hide them on PCs where nobody will play them. Some of Japan's greatest games include Super Mario Bros., Pac-Man, DoDonPachi Dai-Ou-Jo and Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

In America, comics afficionados are shunned and beaten by their troglodytic unibrowed peers. However in Japan, everybody from preschool children to businessmen to retirees to hot schoolgirls in nothing but white cotton panties read manga. Deep discussions about the meanings of Evangelion and Metal Gear Solid are common at parties, and those most conversant in their subtexts are revered as kings.

Japan's main exports are anime, seaweed snacks, MVS carts, Takashi Miike films, Pocky and love. The national anthem of Japan is ~^_^Kawaii desu sugoi!!^_^~ and its singing is usually accompanied by a traditional searing 1980s electric guitar solo. The official national sport is Pokemon Cards.

Japan is great if you love dildos. [1]

Many TNL users currently reside in Japan, including bbobb, dcharlie, Japjac, Shou-Sama, Reno, and every F-Chan (in their hearts).