Marwan

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marwan is one of the biggest idiots on TNL, famous for making crappy threads and replying to insults with crappy comebacks. His threads and posts are generally questions that he could have easily found the answer to himself by using a search engine. Kano On The Phone sums it up best:

"Marwan uses Firefox. A year or so ago, he accidentally hid the navigation bar, leaving him helpless to get to any page other than the one he was browsing at the time, The Next Level. Since then, he has been forced to use TNL as his sole source of information, forcing him to create threads with topics such as "Can i create a second XBL gamer tag for a friend...is it possible?", "What is Monitor Refresh Rate?", and "how do i put out the grease fire in my kitchen?"

This is the only plausible explanation as to why he's so god damned shitty at the internet." [1]

marwan knows nothing about... Xbox Live, [2] Malware, [3] LCD Monitors [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] Macintosh Computers, [9] [10] [11] Hell, All Computers, [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] or the Internet [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25]. His recent drug addiction has caused him to spout random shit during some of his posts, such as, "wow dude, Brand, the guys in yout Halo signiture are MOVING THEYRE STAIRIN AT ME!!! ...i know i shouldnt have taken so much."

Despite his general lack of intelligence, marwan has a cushy job in the advertising field, which gives him an ample income, and he feels the need to consult TNL whenever buying expensive electronics or luxury vehicles. He lives in the United Arab Emmerates, and has been denied entry to the US, probably for being annoying. He is bisexual, but is married, with one child. He hates the Jews, and has been known, on occasion, to endorse Adolph Hitler. [26]

Unusual fact: Shares the name of a '24' villian