Zerohero
From TNL Wiki
| This user is black. |
| This person has a vagina. |
Likes Adam Sessler.[1]
Started an unbelievably stupid discussion over whether or not 50 Cent was a hardcore gamer. [2]
Cries about everything and loves marwan.
Is the son of Ward Cunningham, developer of the first wiki; according to internet legend, when Zerohero was a child, his father found him playing with barbie dolls and kissing a TV Guide fold-out of Tom Selleck. Unable to come to terms with the effeminacy of his son, Cunningham decided on a two pronged approach to consolidate his sons masculinity; one, he would introduce his son to video games, specifically the testosterone dripping NES game Rad Gravity; and two, he would design a form of software that would allow multiple internet users to edit a single article, allowing for the quick dissemination of information between fathers that have sons with vaginas.
Cunningham would finally sleep well at night, knowing full well that his son would grow up to finger vaginas other than his own. However, in a cruel, almost ironic twist of fate, Zerohero was lead to the sesspool of the internet, The Next Level; due to the love of videogames his father pushed onto him. In this message board he would be constantly "ribbed" and teased, slowly crushing the framework of masculinity built on the shoulders of strong male role models, found in games such as 50 Cent: Bulletproof.
However, the final deathblow to Zerohero's Apollo complex was delivered with the very software that was thought to have fostered its growth. A user by the name of Mzo, adding a simple tag of female in braces, evoked Georgia O'Keeffe's Gray Line with Black, Blue and Yellow on Zerohero's Wiki page. Upon viewing such an image, Zerohero understood is way in life.
He is a man with a vagina.
