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For some reason, I always love reading stories of stupid people at video game stores. It's extra gratifying thinking about SSJN's asshole TNL persona in an actual retail location. I think this should be a new reality TV series.

The man of the hour just came in to pick up his stuff. There's something gratifying about a man thanking you for fucking him over.

You guys realize that some people just unload stuff at pawn shops when their kids get too old for it, right?

There is a pawn shop around here with a stroller, and a pink and white bike with training wheels in the window. Makes me sad.

There are guys like the guy at the end of your story in every town in the US.

When I go into a pawn shop and see crap like "Barnie's big adventure" or Disney VHS tapes, I know Mr. Crackhead has been by.

Another quality entry in the Game Craze saga. Seen your girlfriend lately?

I have nothing intelligent to add here.

But then I'd lose that extra $50 a week!

You should tell this guy about this new store called "the pawn shop".

Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

I don't need you to tell me how good my TIV is. I'm the one who sets it. I know how fuckin' good it is. When Gamestop offers trade ins;, they offer shit. But what's on my mind at this moment isn't the value of trade ins, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

$5-7 for a $15 is actually really good TIV. Gamestop will give you $1 or less for them.

Originally Posted by James

I don't work video game retail any more. Even the stupidest customers were easier to deal with than just being in Gamestop and putting up with its management.

This.

If there's one thing shittier than game store employees, it's the management. I'm glad I got out while the gettin' was good.

They're all projecting imo.
I clearly mentioned people getting into THEIR cars and driving to the store. Obviously, I wasn't referring to blacks.

Why does everyone keep calling him racist? He never said the customer was a darkie.

Wait theres a new Xbox coming out?!?! Shit! Do you have it yet Paul?!?!

Dude....HALF AN HOUR from the end of the fuckin confrence I get a call as to whether we have the new Xbawkz when it come out. He wasnt as retarded as the guy you dealt with but there was no internal Best Buy shit secretly telling us

Best Buy minions:
AHAHHAHAHAH SEKURET XBOXE COMING AN YOU KEEP IT FROM BIG STUPID AMERIKANZU AHAHAHAHAH.

In other news; Best Buy Mars is coming along nicel......

It was something I only knew about because it was so slow I could look at Kotaku and the conference on the main demo screen inbetween the random customers that came through.

If working in the video game retail word has taught me, every race is full of retarded, dumb, insanely stupid people. For me it is the white trash that come in and shocked, and pissed at me, that a brand new AAA title is $59.99. God I hate people. I'll add my own tale of the retarded masses that happened yesterday.

"Thanks for calling Gamestop... blah blah blah... can I help you?"
"Yeah you guys have that new Assasins Creed 3?"
"Assasins Creed 3?.... uh there is no Assasins Creed 3 yet, but Brotherhood is coming out in the Fall, and we have started taking pre-orders on it."
"How much is it? Is it any good?"
"Well like I said, it is coming out in the Fall so I haven't played it, and it will be $59.99."
"How is Assassins Creed 1? I'v been playing 2, should I buy 1?"
"I've heard a lot of people say they like 2 a lot more than 1?
"So should I buy it then?"
"That's up to you. Like I said, I've only heard that 2 is better than 1."
"Any other good games I should buy?"
"Well, depends on what you like, but I have a line of customers that I need to help so I can't really list all the games to you on the phone."
"Action/advnture. I love me some of those games. Any good ones?"
"Look, I have to help the customers so...:
"What game? How about that new Assassins Creed Brotherhood?"
"Again, it's not out until the Fall. I'm going to hang up now as there are customers actually here in the store that I have to help."
"Oh, o.k. Thanks."
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Bunch of morons in this world.

taken from the first blog entry, which i guess most didn't read, "So, join me and let's forget all of this was done years ago and to far funnier effect in Random Acts of Gord."