Conversation Between Nick and Rated E

I'm having more fun at work than you are.

Your row on the members list looks cool. It's as if you're the flesh-and-blood version of your avatar, only snowier.

I mistook your shadow for a snow angel.

Get your ass in gear. It's Bitchsgiving!

Pep it up.

Guvmint-issued browser. We do get lunch, you know.

Are you browsing through your phone? Or on the governments computer?

If I am served a piece of sushi with a face on it, and I'm really, really hungry, would you hate me if I just went ahead and ate it? I mean, I could ask if it had any last words first, and I'd send a couple of bucks to its family.

I had animals first.

Such a copy cat.

n__n THANKS!

There's none better. Also, I love your new page design.

See? I do good things every once in awhile.

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Doc says you're my "woman" now, and he's a medical professional, so welcome to my-womanhood. Bring a lint brush, because I get fuzzy sometimes.

Les luxeux expressions françaises? ¿Los piropos obscenos?

I'll try to walk away with you clinging to my leg, but I may walk through mud.

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I'm trying to figure out the best way to have an outburst on your page. Finch, HELP!

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Rated E for Enchanting Eyes.

Don't mean to come across as too needy, but I'm looking for a little bit of everything. Can you help me?

I need something to spank it to during the afternoon lull. Bunnies on Post-It Notes don't quite do it.

Back to browsing TNL at work I see.

Life could be worse. You could be a skinned rodent lying on a plate.