Obama is a giant vagina.
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, 22 Jun 2010 at 05:40 PM (29412 Views)
Barack Obama is a pragmatist, and there is nothing wrong with that. There was joke made by Stephen Colbert at his infamous White House Correspondents Dinner gig that George Bush "believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday", which is true of Republicans in general lately and that is a shitty way to govern. Supply side economics and a free market where the only regulation is 'caveat emptor' has failed over and over again and conservatives still act like it is the only thing that can save us from the current joblessness and despair (which it also happened to have caused).
Still, at least these retarded motherfuckers have some conviction. Obama read in the papers last week that he wasn't showing enough emotion. He immediately scheduled a nationally televised press conference to express his anger at BP, cried about Republicans stalling legislation on his weekly address and flew General Stanley MacChrystal to the White House for a cage match private meeting because he heard that MacChrystal was talking shit about him in Rolling Stone, the same magazine that currently has Lady Gaga on the cover in a bra made from machine guns. Fucking get over it Obama.
I wish this was a one time thing, but it isn't. Obama has playing public opinion whack-a-mole since he took office. He heard that energy plan sucked, so he decided to appease some conservatives and announced on April 1st that he was going to expand offshore drilling. Eighteen days later the largest oil spill in U.S. history happened. Oops! So Obama decided that in addition to not supporting the drilling expansion he announced under three weeks earlier, he wanted a moratorium on ALL offshore drilling.
I guess it's too much to ask that a President have an actual static opinion on something. Instead, they surf the waves of populism and outcry and visit Ohio about ten fucking times a year and hope that is enough to get them re-elected. The sad part is that it works. I guess people like being pandered to.