:lol: Hmm... reminds me of a certain other site with reader reviews...Quote:
First the good news. "Return to Castle Wolfenstein" is a hugely playable game.
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:lol: Hmm... reminds me of a certain other site with reader reviews...Quote:
First the good news. "Return to Castle Wolfenstein" is a hugely playable game.
I have no business laughing at anyone's religous views, but that doesn't stop that from being funny. I feel sorry for intelligent Christians.Quote:
Originally posted by Doug Branches
where does using a shotgun to blast away demons figure in God's plan?
" I encourage strong Christians to play this game with a prayerful attitude, but ONLY if it is used as a witnessing tool, or as a learning tool. DO NOT under ANY circumstances play it as "just for fun". Use it for good."Quote:
Originally posted by Millartime
The Silent Hill review is hysterical.
I note that the author felt compelled to "use it for good" enough to see all the endings...
From Ultimate Doom review:
"Playing for many hours could be cause for anxiety and/or depression. Playing for hundreds of hours is getting you ready to take action against anyone who gets in your way. Doom receives a 41% (F) due to the abundance of violence, gore, and occult influence."
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Hehe, yes this site provides me with hours of laughter. I find it hard to take their reviews serious at times, even as a Catholic.(sort of) I try to not make fun of them because they are actually out there to provide a Christain outlook, but some of this shit is just too funny. And I still want to know how the hell Gran Turismo is midly offensive..
And on a last note, the only 5/5/5/5 I've spotted so far goes to..Dr. Seuss' ABCs..maybe we should all consider picking it up.
They often have decent views on the gameplay side, and recognize good but offensive games as good games. The rating system is shit though - 1 rating for gameplay, and 3 for morals? If you don't care about gameplay, why not just read the Bible?
That's all well and good, but:In the sports category:Quote:
[...] is Phantasy Star Online an acceptable game in the eye's of God?
They also have reviews for GTA3 and Xenogears, though neither is as humorous as I was hoping. Ah well.Quote:
This game is hard to rate. It's a great fighting game and all. But the only thing is the women. TECMO did a great job at making such hot babes, but this is a game I probably would not get, because the women are VERY suggestive [very large breasts proportionally]. And so I would not recommend this game to...anyone who is weak in the pornographic area.