It's official: I'm going to be a dad!

Why not try blasting music up against the stomach? I heard it makes babies smarter!
I'd suggest the Panzer Zwei soundtrack... maybe some old NES games...

Congratulations

remember this though....raise the kid right because I dont want to have to have my taxes go to jailing the kid in the future.

I'm also sure you have the same feelings too:D

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Originally posted by Gymkata
In America bitch steal tile. In Soviet Russia TILE STEAL BITCH!

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Best. Sig. Ever.

Congratulations... and good luck.

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Originally posted by TracerBullet
Best. Sig. Ever.

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I think Despair would be proud.;)

Funny thing is, that I have a pic to go along with it from my last sig. Its in my boomspeed account and everything but I don't have a html editor or something for me to download it with:(

Oh and just in case somehow Mr. Dispair is offended or something, the joke is a longtime running gag played off of Yakof Smirnoffs old 80s jokes (In America xyz....in Soviet Russia zyx).

Just my contribution to my favorite board on teh internet:D

P.S. 100 posts! I 4M 73H K1NG!!1!1!!ONE11111ELEVEN!!!

I love that gag.

Congratulations man :) Hope your baby will be well and all :)

Next 18 years will be fun. For us its another 7. And we probably will start again soon :)

And no offense there, man :lol:

Congratulations Melf. :)

Congrats, maybe Despair can give you some tips on taking care of your wife. :)