Weird Dreams

This is the most vivid and fucked up dream I've had in a long time.
It just happened last night / this morning...

I was walking down the sidewalk of this residential area with the street to my right. Out of nowhere appeared a fat man in black shorts and a black shirt on the sidewalk a few feet ahead of me, facing the street. After noticing him, I stopped and watched him 'release' (you couldn't physically see them with him until this point) two people, a man and a woman - like they were inside of him, coming out. They then walked to their houses across the street.

I caught up to the fat man and he said "Are you satisfied?", to which I replied "Yes." I asked him the same, "Are you satisfied?", he replied "Yes." That's the only part of dialogue I remember.

We walked to the end of the sidewalk to where his house was. It was an old two story house with concrete around the outside that looked like it was falling apart. He told me that he and his wife would let runaways and nomads stay there, but due to the state of their house, not many people had been stopping by lately. I then offered to wash off the house for them, so he went and got me a hose. I started spraying the dust and dirt off of the roof, and shingles started falling down. I aimed the hose at the concrete surrounding the house, and it too started falling away. We looked into the hole that was created from spraying the concrete and noticed something moving, so we pushed the wall of concrete down.

Inside the chamber was a huge writhing maggot encased in a concrete box with swarms of other normal sized maggots, ants, and flies all around it. It snapped its beak-like mouth at use a few times, and I sprayed the hose at it. This seemed to piss the maggot off. It sent a giant flying beetle towards us, but it landed on the tree behind us and just perched there and stared at us. I went to my house which was across the street and talked to my wife (I'm not married), wondering how we could get rid of this giant maggot...

Then I woke up.

thats pretty fucked up ruhztee, i used to have lots of weird dreams where would people die when i was younger and sometimes i would wake up crying or screaming, i think they are called night terrors or something like that

eh, only good dreams from now on though

I had another strange dream two nights ago. This was like an entire fictional life story for me. Not many details I can recall especially, but I remember a few vivid scenes from it, including a night-sky scene from a boardwalk with people on the beach shooting off fireworks. This was one of the most incredible dreams I've ever had in my life, and I was partially lucid, too. Oh, and Ibrahim Ferrer was back :). He saved my life when I swam out into a lake, and taught me how to use my supernatural powers which I apparently had acquired by the end of the dream :D. And this all seemed incredibly realistic, although surreal. Actually, I think those supernatural powers might've been me having a dream within the dream, now that I think of it.

i had a dream a couple of nights ago which I still remember, which is weird because I never remember specifically what goes on in my dreams.

Well in this dream I'm at a record store with some friends, and I buy a couple of Gorillaz calenders...and I don't even like Gorillaz.

wierd.

I had a dream about the guy from the cover of Slayer's CD, Diabolus in Musica.

For reference:http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg



Anyway, this dream was seen from an unknown third person's perspective. I saw myself sleeping. My door opened, and in walked the guy pictured above. He slowly walked over to my bed, and just stood there. He stood there for what seemed like an eternity, just starring, watching me sleep. Then, I saw myself start to wake up, and as I slowly opened my eyes, I proclaimed, "What's up, Slayer dude?" He then nodded his head, and slowly walked out, exited just as he had entered...

Wow thats one fucked up dream. That Slayer guy is pretty wierd looking. If it was me in that bed, I would have probly shit my pants.

I had this weird dream that I did something so vile, and so bad to Microsoft, that in order to placate the industry giant, EB closed down my shop, and everybody who worked there got fired and killed.

I couldn't remember what I did (even during the dream). All I remember was how horrible I felt that everyone I knew died because of me.

I had a dream that I was about to shit my pants.

I have a lot of dreams that seem to relay back to me what is happening in my real life. However, I had a funny dream fairly recently that Tracer used in the fight club thread as an illustration of Jeremy's posting habits. Check it out:

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...&pagenumber=23