Ever fart and sneeze at the same time?

sneezing and pissing at the same time sucks.....you just go wherever the sneeze feels like pointing you......

To answer the original question; no.

Although I have heard many a' story of such situations, I have never experience it. Thankfully.

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Originally posted by Rumpy
And barf burps are pretty unpleasant too.

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I believe it was Tim Allen who christened these "vurps": short for "vomit burps." :D

I second the sneezing and pissing similtaneously as highly unpleasant.

Sneezing and farting at the same time though is just more embarrissingly funny than anything else.

"HAACHOOOOMMMMPPPHHHH!!!!*

Ew