Videogame inspired quotes...

"...Jesus christ, I bet even this guy's wife doesn't know who he is."
- My friend dave commenting on Splinter Cell star Sam Fisher, after watching my friend josh play the game for like two hours -


"Don't open the book of evil!!!! You can't."
- My friend Josh after me and him being stuck on resident evil 0 for like four hours. Turns out all we had to do was open the book evil -


"No don't give up now, there's a waterfall, and monkey warriors, and balconies..."
- My friend doug that very same night, after showing up as we solved the puzzle sitting down and reading ahead on the faq and begging us to keep playing...we went to bed instead -


Now its time for, Halo night quotes...



Mike Joy :
- i just like dogs. and dogs like me.
- You gotta whack it.

Dan :
- i slapped you in the ass with my rocket launcher.
- he keeps going down on me.

Josh :
- i shot you 6 fucking times in the face
- PLENTY OF IT.
- i'm nailing doug dude.
After a jeep fell on him...

-Ohhh, its heavy.

doug :
- where have you been all my life [to nick or something? i forget]
- NO, that was your body, dammit.

Amy :
- why didn't you come in and play with me sooner?


CONVERSATIONS :

Josh : i can sit on dave's lap
Dave : josh loves to sit on my lap.


Josh : what the fuck are you doing you faggot?!
Me : i thought you were dave.

...after killing doug

Josh : Dan, you know i've always got your back.
Me : I know Josh, that's why I love you.
Doug : I thought you loved me.....
Me : I do doug.


and finally random...

Doug : I'm gonna get you...... I'm gonna eat you.
Tiffany : [from other room] Who'd he say that to?
Me : Me.

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Originally posted by youandwhosearmy
Now its time for, Halo night quotes...

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:lol: Is Halo night like an official term? That's what we call it too :). And of course infinite funny stuff goes on.. figures I can't remember a single bit of it..

Oh, we we’re playing a sniper game with growing respawn times and the teams we’re not at all matched fairly, and my team was getting killed constantly while the other team was doing pretty much all the kills. Respawn grew when you died and shrunk when you killed so they would respawn instantly whereas we started taking forever. Match was over and we were pissed and they we’re trying to convince us that the teams we’re fair –

-Yeah, you guys were really good at hiding. It was pretty hard to find you a lot of the time.
-We were waiting to respawn, fucker.

They didn’t even know that the times were growing for us the whole match. I know it doesn’t read very funny but it was when it happened
:) And it's the only thing I can remember at the moment.

Everyone got a kick out of this btw, if you haven't seen ithttp://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2003/20030103l.gif

My brother: "DOG ASS!!!"

He was playing Star Craft and a Protoss player caught his Zerg by suprise and ripped him up.

We've been calling eachother "dog asses" ever since. :D

Once, a long long time ago, a friend and I were playing some game, and one of takes a look out the window and realized ice was coming down from the heavens. I turned to my friend, and in my best 14-year old Worf impersonation, exclaimed, "Captain, it is hailing."

"Dammit, I wasn't trying to lose!"
-Me after an SFIII match. I was actually trying to say that I had been attempting a Super to finish off my friend but couldn't get it to work. My inability to process words at the time failed miserably at that attempt of speaking.

Why am I glowing?"
-Roomie during his first Halo match right after being tagged with a plasma grenade.

Why is the bookcase shooting me?!
-Roomie earlier today during Splinter Cell. Turns out enemies can shoot through certain objects like stone pillars and three layers of bookcases.

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Originally posted by Baron
Once, a long long time ago, a friend and I were playing some game, and one of takes a look out the window and realized ice was coming down from the heavens. I turned to my friend, and in my best 14-year old Worf impersonation, exclaimed, "Captain, it is hailing."

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I might just be really, really tired, but you have no idea how much joy that just brought me.

"I'M VIGOROUS!!!"

while playing Ecco the Dolphin DOTF.

Actually, a great many funny things were said while playing Ecco on DC.

In Halo:
Me and my team would sing a ridiculous song called "Together we are Tanks" which just had us saying "Together we are tanks," over and over again in wonky voices as the 4 of us whored the tanks in Blood Gluch.

MORE

In starcraft: I was watching 2 friends play. Vinay was Terrans and Bill was Protos. For some reason I thought it was funny when Bill pointed to his screen and said "You see these? These are the things that go 'Fuck You'". He dispatched them and sure enough - Vinay got fucked.

Station recently enjoyed a CTF match in Q3. During the warm up all of the guys in stations blue team lined up on the top (flag area) teir of Space CTF (Q3CTF4) and he bagan paceing in front of them fireing of his shotgun into the air saying "Show them no mercy, for you will recive none" which I thought was an amazingly delivered nod to LOTR: Two Towers.

More when I think of them.

Me- "Gaaaaaah, the shame"! At the end of an epic battle in RAD, my friend ended up taking me out with the wimpiest looking hand chop ever.
The entire Symphoney of the Night script is good fun to mock anytime.

"It's time to put the lip-stick on the pig..."
My friend Mike, while playing something... (The phrase has stuck with us too.)

Screamed:
"Yo, I stabbed the shit out of that crab!!"
Me, after killing a mighty mud crab in one blow for the first time in Morrowind.

You're fucking cheating!!!"
Friend Bobby, any time I play him in ANYTHING...

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Screamed:
"Yo, I stabbed the shit out of that crab!!"
Me, after killing a mighty mud crab in one blow for the first time in Morrowind.

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Ha!

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You're fucking cheating!!!"
Friend Bobby, any time I play him in ANYTHING...

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I know that guy!

Cant remeber mch right now.
However.

"This damn controller is messed up"

-My friends when i beat them at anything.