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Originally posted by MVS
Natural selection in action.
By the way, why is it after a horrible injury or death, every kid was going to be a pilot or doctor or president? I wonder how many of these kids would just be a 7-11 clerk and their parents didn't realize it.
I think that line about becoming a pilot makes the whole story.
I feel badly that he's "BLIND" now...but if he was a idiotically cruel enough to shove a live frog into a "potato gun" and THEN put his face (HIS FACE) into the opening when it was about to fire, he deserved it. It's like "I dropped coffee I just ordered on my lap and it's HOT!?!? Now I'm going to sue." Not to mention, he was going to be an Air Force pilot? He probably would have crashed a couple of million dollar planes trying to be like Maverick in "Top Gun."
This gives all new meaning to WB's slogan... "Watch the frog" :p :)
What are you talking about burgundy? Rule number one in the acme gun handling rule book states you should ALWAYS look down the barrel of a gun if something is a-foot.
I knew some dumb people people who wanted to be Air Force pilots. One of them was so fat he'd have to lose 100 pounds to even fit in the cockpit, but he was serious when he said that's what he wanted to do.