The Gaming Report: Volume X
It seemed like a fairly simple assignment...
At leat, that's what Reno intially was led to believe. After posting his bi-weekly memo, and yet another gratutious image of Stacy, we all knew what to do. But then again, things never go quite as planned around here.
Several days transpired, Reno stumbles out of bed towards his PC to access his his e-mail client and swiftly proceeds to delete his excess of daily fan mail.
<ul type="square">
<li>Fast and Secure Rx Online! *deletes*
<li>Follow the gold brick road! *deletes*
<li>Sexy sluts in your area! *deletes*
<li>Cabela's Big Deer Hunter: Directors Cut Goes Gold
</ul>
Reno: ! *deletes*
Reno spends the next better part of a half hour deleting 300 spam emails graciously provided by TNL's old email host - well not all of it. One email marked "You rock my world" piqued his interest and was filed away for safe keeping. Sadly, his box was missing something. The team's Gaming Report.
"You've got mail."
Well, all except Ren's. She's always on point!
Somewhat frustrated as this had gone on far too long, Reno came up with an idea. "I'll create a deadline!" he thought. At least this way, everyone would be aware of the seriousness of the feature. Then Bahn awoke from his hibernated state, recognized the sudden slumberness that had come over the team and snapped to action. "Bout time you do something around here..." someone whisphered...
Bahn: What?!?
Reno: Nothing...
Bahn decided the best way to get everyone involved was to hold their E3 badges for ransom. But seeing as how nearly everyone's cash flow was depleted from recent purchases, this extremity would not hold much weight. Reno, already overwhelemed with his college reports on the "The Essence of the Soul", he requested of Bahn to handle the April edition.
Reno: Dr. Taki is going to fookin kill me.
Bahn: You cheat...
Reno: What?!?!
Bahn: Nothing.
Sqoon interjects...
Sqoon: 'cuse me, but I have some Headlines that I'd like to post and it's pretty difficult to do this with you ranting away like this. Can you please get to the point of this story? (Editor's Note: Eloquent vocabulary edited for the phonetically impaired...)
Hero: Ya know...I remember a time when gamers really appreciated a wholly good storyline before they played a game. I think this is cool so far. When did we all become so jaded??? O.o
omfgninjas: Hero, shut up - you suck!
Masters: We agree.
Burgundy: Am I still supposed to be covering Zelda?
Nick: I need to sleep. Wake me when this is over...
Haohmaru: Where's my angle in all of this? You spelled least wrong in the top paragraph above by the way!
Ren: Waiiiiiiiiii! I was on time. Post the article, my eyes are bleeding from all of this text...
Sleeveboy and PBMax: There was a new report due?!?
Jeremy: Wow! Good stuff, Bahn!
Everyone chimes in to the point that the discussion becomes incoherent...
Bahn: ....everyone, shut up or you're all fired!!!
Anonymous: Or worse...bahned! Ack! ***account mysteriously disappears...***
Jeremy: But, I dont' work for you..
Bahn: What?!?
Jeremy: Nothing...and without further ado, we bring you TNL's wholly better-late-than-never-but-it's-here Gaming Report! :D
Re: The Gaming Report: Volume X
Quote:
Originally posted by bahn
Jeremy: Wow! Good stuff, Bahn!
:lol:
