Note to everyone: Food makes you shit.
End of story.
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Note to everyone: Food makes you shit.
End of story.
I was going to post that the new McGriddles are damn tasty but now I don't want to.
ShineAqua, don't slow down. I'm right behind you.
James
Lightweight pussy. :chick:Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
I'm rockin' 170 right now.
I totally need to start lifting weights again... should probably stop drinking my weight in beer every day too.
Well I'm not trying to be the heavyweight champ of TNL.Quote:
Originally posted by Critical Overdrive
Lightweight pussy.
Correct. But not all food comes out of your ass as balls of fire.Quote:
Originally posted by OmniGear
Note to everyone: Food makes you shit.
Well I've honestly never had that problem with any food. Even the fabled Taco Bell.
Maybe I'm just lucky.
Try eating at Fast for an entire day... your asshole will shriek in agony.
Are you going to file a lawsuit?
I've never had Fast, but I do know true pain in that area. Whatever you never swallow a chili pepper whole. AS you know it has fiber so it can't be digested. I'll just say it feels no better on its way out then it does on its way in. Just a word of the wise.Quote:
Try eating at Fast for an entire day... your asshole will shriek in agony.
Think of it as your body telling you
"GET THIS OUT OF ME NOW!"
I don't eat healthy in the least, i'm probably the worst eater out there, but even I don't eat at McDonald's.
The shit you take after you eat something is obviously not what you just ate.Quote:
Originally posted by Wildkat
Think of it as your body telling you
"GET THIS OUT OF ME NOW!"
The fact that you take a shit after you eat something has just as much to do with what you ate as the the simple fact that you just ate something. It's simple biology, man.
But yeah, sometimes you can get those diarrhea type shits, or some other type of not-so-pleasant fecal discharge. Don't commit the crime if you can't do the time! :p