Seven Force vs. the Massage Girls. (WARNING!! Not for the easily offended)

Sometimes after a late night, I get to run into these pesky "massage girls" on the way home. All they want to do is make some yen. One area of downtown Yokosuka has a good number of these girls spread about trying to get whoever to get their services. Being the good man that I am, I have turn them down. After running into these girls on a regular basis, I have come up with a 'creative' way to shrug these girls off (since saying "no" doesn't seem to be enough). Here is a conversation with one of 'em. Might be interesting, might not. Oh well, here it goes...

(Sidez, let me know if I missed anything)

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Girl: Hello! You want a massage?

7F: Do you want a massage?

Girl: You want a massage?

7F: Ok! I'll give you a massage. (*Gets behind her and rubs her shoulders*)

Girl: You want a massage?

7F: All right! 10,000 yen for 5 minutes. I'm a pro.

Girl: It's 10,000yen for one hour. Come on. (*pulls my hand, trying to take me to her parlor*)

7F: Do you do 'ching-ching'?

Girl: Hm?

7F: You know...ching-ching?

Girl: What's a ching-ching?

7F: (*indicating fellatio*)

Girl: (Giggling) Oh no.

7F: Do you do sex?

Girl: Hm?

7F: Sex! (*showing her a hump motion*)

Girl: You want a massage?

7F: Sure...only if you massage both of us at the same time.

Girl: No no no no no.

7F: All right. Say, what's your name?

Girl: Wakkaranai. (Means "I don't know" in Japanese)

7F: Your name's Wakkaranai? Nice to meet you! Where's your parlor at?

Girl: Waakaranai.

7F: Wait a sec. I thought that was your name. Just tell me your name so I can get 10 of my friends over to turn you out.

Girl:.........

7F: So....who's your friend?

Girl: Wakkaranai.

7F: Hmmm...I thought your name was Wakkaranai. Anyway, does she do ching-ching?

Girl: .......... (Girl #2starts to approach me, but immediately turns the othe way)
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It was at that point that the girl got frustrated and stopped trying. I'll usually ask them if they want a massage. It just fucks their world apart when I ask their question right back at them. More so when I ask if they do ching-ching.:D If my wife was with me, they wouldn't mess with me.

Next time I'll actually have to record a conversation.

P.S. I already know that this is probably a waste of a 1000th post.:P

I would have been all like "Excuse me...Do you know where Asia Travel is?"

Because I'm really nerdy.

People just walk arround the strets of Japan offering to molest you for money?! I need to move.

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Originally posted by ShineAqua
People just walk arround the strets of Japan offering to molest you for money?! I need to move.

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:lol:

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Originally posted by AFX
I would have been all like "Excuse me...Do you know where Asia Travel is?"

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"I'm looking for sailors" usually gets the message across.

That's brilliant stuff Seven. Throwing the line back always works with pesky on the street bugging people. It's especially sweet when you can see some sparechanging bummy person coming your way and you beat him to the punch with "Ya got a quarter?" Like the massage ladies, they never know WTF.

Is it just the military guys these chicks bother like that?

Pa

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Originally posted by PaCrappa
Is it just the military guys these chicks bother like that?

Pa

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They go after the drunken Japanese businessmen as well.

so do they do ching ching or not?

Not those girls, but there a few "honch hoes" that do.

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Originally posted by stormy
so do they do ching ching or not?

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Only for the bling bling :D