Seven Force vs. the Massage Girls. (WARNING!! Not for the easily offended)
Sometimes after a late night, I get to run into these pesky "massage girls" on the way home. All they want to do is make some yen. One area of downtown Yokosuka has a good number of these girls spread about trying to get whoever to get their services. Being the good man that I am, I have turn them down. After running into these girls on a regular basis, I have come up with a 'creative' way to shrug these girls off (since saying "no" doesn't seem to be enough). Here is a conversation with one of 'em. Might be interesting, might not. Oh well, here it goes...
(Sidez, let me know if I missed anything)
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Girl: Hello! You want a massage?
7F: Do you want a massage?
Girl: You want a massage?
7F: Ok! I'll give you a massage. (*Gets behind her and rubs her shoulders*)
Girl: You want a massage?
7F: All right! 10,000 yen for 5 minutes. I'm a pro.
Girl: It's 10,000yen for one hour. Come on. (*pulls my hand, trying to take me to her parlor*)
7F: Do you do 'ching-ching'?
Girl: Hm?
7F: You know...ching-ching?
Girl: What's a ching-ching?
7F: (*indicating fellatio*)
Girl: (Giggling) Oh no.
7F: Do you do sex?
Girl: Hm?
7F: Sex! (*showing her a hump motion*)
Girl: You want a massage?
7F: Sure...only if you massage both of us at the same time.
Girl: No no no no no.
7F: All right. Say, what's your name?
Girl: Wakkaranai. (Means "I don't know" in Japanese)
7F: Your name's Wakkaranai? Nice to meet you! Where's your parlor at?
Girl: Waakaranai.
7F: Wait a sec. I thought that was your name. Just tell me your name so I can get 10 of my friends over to turn you out.
Girl:.........
7F: So....who's your friend?
Girl: Wakkaranai.
7F: Hmmm...I thought your name was Wakkaranai. Anyway, does she do ching-ching?
Girl: .......... (Girl #2starts to approach me, but immediately turns the othe way)
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It was at that point that the girl got frustrated and stopped trying. I'll usually ask them if they want a massage. It just fucks their world apart when I ask their question right back at them. More so when I ask if they do ching-ching.:D If my wife was with me, they wouldn't mess with me.
Next time I'll actually have to record a conversation.
P.S. I already know that this is probably a waste of a 1000th post.:P