Quotes from the Courtroom!
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Judge: "Well, sir, I have reviewed the case and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
Husband: "That's fair, your honor. I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: How old is your son, the one currently living with you?
A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: 45 years.
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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?"
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
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Q: Sir, were you present when your picture was taken?
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Q: She had three childrein, correct?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition that I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.
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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
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Enjoy :evil:
