Weird things you've done

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Originally Posted by ShineAqua

We were in a truck, and thus, sitting right next to him :).

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Is he retarded?

I would have smacked the vitaman C out of your mouth.

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Originally Posted by 88mph

I'll be sure to Photoshop the fuck out of it once you do.

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I'll be sure to add an "are you fucking serious" tag to it when your finished.

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Originally Posted by youandwhosearmy

I'll be sure to add an "are you fucking serious" tag to it when your finished.

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So we are gonna be tag teaming on Shine's girl...

Think hes ok with that?

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I once ate a banana without chopping it up in to pieces.

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I do that all the time:confused:

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Originally Posted by 88mph

So we are gonna be tag teaming on Shine's girl...

Think hes ok with that?

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Its alright,


he'll be driving.

I got out of the Army with my master thespian skills, hoping to get a Chapter 11: Inability to Adapt to a Military Environment...instead I got a Chapter 5: Personality Disorder. I'm not kidding.

I was still in reception battalion, though. If I had gone off to boot camp, that ploy probably wouldn't have worked, or the discharge would be dishonorable instead of administrative.

*shrug*

I started a rival caroling group (we sang Hannukkah carols) to harass the Madrigals doing their Christmas Carol tour and then we kidnapped one of them and duct taped him up and held him for ransom.

There's actually alot more to the story too... The first kidnapping didn't go so well... we got the wrong guy... the second time the driver locked his keys in the car... Then another time he wandered off, and we were holding this screaming flailing kid with no driver... We locked outselves in the car and just waited while they all stared at us... Ah, funny shit.

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Originally Posted by ShineAqua

Her boyfriend was an asshole so I ended up being the lesser of two evils.

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I bet that makes you feel all sorts of special.

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As for how he didn't notice all I can say to that is I've been fooling around with her for over a year like in the room right next to his so whatever.

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What a sweetheart. Now that's a woman you can trust! Don't let her go.

When I was young, some kid kept harassing me. I asked him why, and he said he hated me. So I yell, "if you hate me so much, bullying me won't get rid of me. The only way is to f*cking kill me! You want to kill me?! It's only way you'll be rid of me!"

He never came five feet around me after that.

I talk to my self. alot.

But would you let a guy eat you out while sitting in the front seat of a car with your boyfriend driving?