I once gave Rachel a hummer (amongst other things) while in a car with her boyfriend (at the time.)
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I once gave Rachel a hummer (amongst other things) while in a car with her boyfriend (at the time.)
Rachel has a penis?
If you're around someone playing with a can of flammable liquids, make sure to tell them that if it starts to fall over, kicking it away from the flame does not help.Quote:
Originally Posted by FighterX
I used to do something like that. If I was eating fastfood with friends or something, I would pick a random person in another group and point at them. Keep the finger on them for several minutes without ever acknowledging them directly. If you pick the right person they go into fits trying to figure out why you're pointing, but they rarely ever bothered to ask directly~Quote:
Here is a great activity: Next time you are in a busy mall, call out random names. Go, "Hey Todd!" or "Hey Steven!" Every once and a while you get someone, they look around, ask the people who are with them if they see someone they know. Once this happans (its not all that often), call their name out every time you see them from a distance. Only do it when they are looking the other way. Great stuff
One time me and a friend peed in a bottle of gatoraid (empty at the time) and then filled the rest with lake water, and then added some sugar, cuz it smelled rank. We put it in his fridge for later use, and when we were gonna use it we found it half empty....
I thought the technical term for a female blow was hummer? Well whatever, I ate her out, is that better? He wasn't paying attention cus he was driving.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
was it the "real life Hobo?" If so I can't say that I blame him, he probably doesn't eat much seeing as he's "real life Hobo" and all.Quote:
Originally Posted by NApOLm321
Wow, he must either really like driving, or really suck at driving, or drive a really long car, or something like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShineAqua
And the technical term is cunnilingus. If you ever run accross a country band called Psteer (the P is silent), go see them. They have this one song called "Country-lingus". I swear you'll laugh your ass off. :)
who is Rachel?
A hummer is a blow job. Blow job = penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShineAqua
That rules so fucking hard... seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chibi Nappa