Lame Superpowers

In place of my failed search for a comprehensive list of every superpower known to man, for the sake at laughing at all the losers who got stuck with cream of the crap abilities like "talk to fish" or "perpetual virginity" I will simply put it to you to list some of the worst superpowers you could think of.

• Remarkable social skills
• Ability to turn insides invisible during major surgury
• Indestructible hymen
• The ability to increase your entire body's size accept from the waist down
• Ability to crap or piss from any orafice in your body (including pores)
• Body shaped like an egg with a crack in it coupled with the stench of sufer
• Ability to smell an ass from miles away
• Orgasms at the speed of light

More to come...

if you could do Orgasm at the speed of light when you wanted, that wouldn't be to bad.

Ability to rear project major cities.

Foreskin of steel!

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Originally Posted by ShineAqua

the stench of sufer

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What does that smell like?

The ability to sneeze out copious amounts of bile.

• Invisible eyelids.
• prehensile nose-hair
• High pressure male lactation
• the ability to impregnate women through any casual
physical contact


On a somewhat related note, the male Wonder Twin from the Superfriends got the shaft when it came to superpowers. The chick could turn into a tiger, eagle or something else kickass, while the guy was always "form of - bucket of water!" and hang out on the floor while eveyone else fought.

JM

Everything AquaMan does.

-Extraordinairily fast toe/fingernail growth
-Lord of the Lice
-Pencil sharpener inside ears
-The power of Disco Fever

The ability to turn everything you touch into Mickey Rooney.

*shudders* If I had that power I would shoot myself, but then the gun would turn into Mickey Roony... Poor soul.