agh that entire forum is comedy gold...
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P.S. I am actualy from another planet, not another time line !!
You are an interesting specimen, I see you like sniffing around and getting IP addresses, you think that I am stupid enough to actually use my own ISP and server, I learned this trick 50 years ago on my home world. Your computer technology here is real easy to play around with, lots of security issues with this so calles microsoft system.
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The time machine works by telling the computer what time you wish to be transported to and then when you wish to go you say proceed and it transports you.
I am still a good historian even if I am telling you this because it is just over the internet, it is not me meeting you in the street and telling you and showing you technology that has yet to be invented.
It is called the golden age because this is when humankind advanced the most in our history, eventhough there has been thousands of wars over this time frame we still consider it a time of great advancement.
Many people can be transported over time but I only took two people with me. One is a doctor and another is a time guard.
I can't go forward in time unless people from the future beam me there.
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In the year 2319 Canada starts builing the great Canadian Wall, this is to stop the American Immigration to Canada. This wall is built with the full cooperation of the US Presidents, all 5 of them agreed that the immigration problem needed to be resolved.
Most immigrants are from the state of Mexico some from the Carolina's are claiming roots to Canadian ansestry and re claiming forgotten and abadonned lands.
The wall is built by Canadians and Americans, mostly soldiers but some civilian volonteers are more than happy to help.
Canada help win the last war and are very respected, some say that even the US is at the Canadian's mercy. The csualies of war were very hard on the US, it was a battle that left many without families and friends. Canadians came to the US's rescue, they used what little military forces they had and pushed the enemy back to their home lands, the hot sands took may and killed most.
The lord of the sand was happy to see may fall, this bothered the Canadian brother of freedom, he took arms and faught with his American brother, he too fell to his death but with persistance and brotherly commitment the war was won!
The wall will be up for 10 years then Canada and the US brother will become one nation under one flag for one cause.
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Dear Time Travel Institute,
I have received permission from my superiors to send you this one communique.
I believe that it is time to put the saga of John Titor to rest once and for all. I too am from the future and am an officer in the Temporal Fraud Division, of the Chronology Bureau. We track down time felons know to us as "Tempus Fugitives" which is a slight play on a term used in a science fiction story of your era.
Let me state to you right now that "John Titor" is a real person, although this is not his actual name. We of the future have strict laws governing time travel for the obvious reasons and Mr Titor has broken these laws.
We do the best we can keeping track of those who would use time travel to their own advantage or to dupe those of earlier times. However every now and then one of these criminals does manage to elude us for a time.
This felony in our time is rather akin to the problem you are having with Identity Theft in your time. Instead of stealing identies however, these people are literally stealing your time.
I hope you understand the unbelievable damage that a person form our time, knowing every single detail and fact of your time could do. We like our time just the way it is, and a person trying to change this by going back into the past is subject to penalties of the severest type.
One of which is taking the felon back to perhaps the sixteenth century and stranding him there. I'm sure you can imagine the horror of the complete finality of this punishment.
Mr. Titor has been apprehended and was dealt with according to our laws. He shall not be bothering you again. You were lucky this time, as Mr Titor was on the verge of perpetrating an action that would have completely disrupted your computer and INTERNET based society.
Just so you know, the generalities of the predictions of which Mr. Titor spoke could easily have been ascertained by any astute person of your era. In the future, please use some reason and logic when confronted by this type of situation and don't be so gullible.
You your selfs gave "Mr Titor" all the credibility that he needed. This will be the one and only communication you shall receive from me.
Sincerely,
Mano Detrium TFB
