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i like to draw penises and vaginas in other peoples sketch books and not tell them. actually, i'm not ashamed of that....i get quite a kick out of it. today i drew a girl with freakishly long nipples in my friends sketch book.....he said "OH NO!" when he saw the pic. i laughed it up pretty good. i'd do it again.
Heh. Children are also the cruelest things in the human race.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlas
they work on instinct ;)
I'm not so much ashamed of any of these things, but I'd sooner not say anything about them:
I had an inexplicable obsession with Natile Portman. I'm well beyond that but.. I don't know... I just thought she was something else. She's really not. Pretty plain, truth to tell. Sad thing is, I would think about her too regularly for my liking. And no... I don't even like Star Wars that much.
I have frequent delusions of grandur. I imagine many people do but, but for some reason it bothers me that I can't NOT think about myself sometimes. It's been something that has kept me from writeing about things I like (being that often my imagination is too tied up with thinking about myself in situations which I most certianly never end up in). I know. Wierdo. But that's another thing to add to the list.
Worst thing? Man.. I suppose it is kind of embarraseing (since so many people, myself included, laugh at this): But you know the Star Wars Kid? I totally did stuff like that when I thought no one was around when I was in HIGH SCHOOL. Commence laughing. It was something I did as a kid... like after playing Samurai Showdown or Ninja Turtles in the arcades and it kinda carried on till I was a Sophmore/Junior in HS. Never was taped or really spied by any friends (heavens! That would have been horrible) but imaginary sword fights did commence though not entirely regularly.
That's about it.
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Originally Posted by Tracer
bahaha, I did that shit too up untill around 1999. Luckily I had (well, still have) a hyperactive friend who'd fight with me. Let me tell you, your hands start to really hurt when you're armed with a broomstick. Infact, just last week we stumbled across an old Ninja showbag, and BOY did we have fun with it. My knuckles copped quite a beating from this plastic Katana to the point of breaking the skin.
And on the topic of cartoons, its all about old Tom and Jerry. Excellent animation coupled with some downright violent shit equals the best kids cartoon ever.
Heh.. a few years back my mother got me a book of poetry titled "Sailing Alone Around the Room" which I thought was a biting commentary. Merry Christmas to you too ma.
I like to go inside stalls in public places and piss all over the seat, the walls, the floor, the toilet paper dispenser, everything. Its a success if I can actually get zero piss inside the toilet bowl.
If I can get it right on that sensor that tells when you're done pissing (for the autoflush), thats a bullseye.
This is absolutely one of my favorite things to do. After Im done I usually just watch for a second and admire my handiwork.
But wait, Im not ashamed of that at all. Actually Im pretty proud of it.
I feel the need to stick this into every thread where it's even marginally related.
Hold your breath.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlas
Make a wish.
Count to three.
Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see into your imagination.
We'll begin with a spin traveling in the world of my creation.
What we'll see will defy explanation.
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it.
Anything you want to do it.
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it.
There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination.
Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be.
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it.
Anything you want to, do it.
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it.
There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination.
Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be.
there is nothing to add to that...
- Chili cheese burritos from Taco Bell, big f***** love/hate deal
-Club/dance music...err...kinda. When I have a art deadline it makes for effective background droning.
-Toying with women's concepts of relationships (fair play if you ask me)
*-neo