"Protection From Pornography Week, 2003 "

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...0031025-1.html

"Pornography can have debilitating effects on communities, marriages, families, and children. During Protection From Pornography Week, we commit to take steps to confront the dangers of pornography."

Pornography can also have the effect of HELPING SOMEONE WANK OFF. During Protection from Freedom week, we commit to take steps to confont the dangers of DOING WHATEVER THE F**K YOU WANT TO.

"NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 26 through November 1, 2003, as Protection From Pornography Week. I call upon public officials, law enforcement officers, parents, and all the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs and activities."



Now I command you to become a Christian you goddamn heathen!
Next, I command you to risk your life fighting across the globe so that my families and friends companys may prosper.
Now, enjoy your freedom by shopping at Wal-Mart and purchasing cheap goods made overseas by slave-labor until the floor falls out and we export EVERY damn job in the US.
Be sure to show your patriotism by placing an inexpensive vinyl American flag sticker on your car made by a German corporation and assembled in Mexico.
I now call upon you to return to your couch and continue to be pacified and apathetic.......

That is fucking ridiculous. I say that with all seriousness.

You know I think they recently passed a law here in Los Angeles (or are about to) banning lap dances. How in the fuck does the government get the right to pass a law saying what a grown adult (for you have to be one to get into a strip joint) can do with their own money on their own time?

A lap dance harms no one - it's not even like drugs, where you can kinda make the argument that a bunch of drug dealers is a drain on the state and its citizens. Spending $20 to have a hottie bump and grind your knob for a little while hurts absolutely no one and does not affect anybody in the slightest.

And they also want to pass a law banning smoking on Los Angeles beaches! YOU CANT SMOKE A CIGARETTE ON THE BEACH! Not because it's a health hazard, but because they don't like the butts on the beach!

(I go to Venice and Santa Monica quite frequently... there's no fucking butts in the sand, especially compared to the Jersey Shore).

Im seriously starting to get worried here. This type of foolish government mandated morality is crossing all boundaries of good sense and I can only see it getting worse as time goes on.

I'll be sure to check out more porn during this time for the people who may be missing out this week.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

A lap dance harms no one - it's not even like drugs, where you can kinda make the argument that a bunch of drug dealers is a drain on the state and its citizens. Spending $20 to have a hottie bump and grind your knob for a little while hurts absolutely no one and does not affect anybody in the slightest.

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Oh no? Well what if the girl slips while grinding, and falls on a dudes hard on, and bruises herself? THINK OF THE RISKS!! thank lord jebus that they're being banned. Now we can all live in a safe world without lap dance accident prone injuries. :nod:

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. For all the doubters, Bush just proved he is an asshole.

(And no, nobody ever doubted it.)

There should be a "Protection from our Stupid President" week.

hahaha

finally the eeeevils of Pornography confronted!

Ironic. I'm looking at pics of Arai Giovanni as I type this. :chu:

Don't vote for Bush in 2004. I dont' care who he is up against, just don't fucking do it.

We all know that clown jerks off to porn, just like he did coke when he was younger, and just like he only got 30 points higher than my lazy ass on the SATS.

Fuck that guy and everything he has done. Bring back Clinton. I miss those 8 years of prosperity and peace.

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Originally Posted by Kinopio

Bring back Clinton. I miss those 8 years of prosperity and peace.

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Fuck Clinton and what he did with NAFTA. The only thing that will fix politics now is a new movement/party that actually works in the interests OF THE PEOPLE and not the large corporations throwing millions of dollars towards a blatantly corrupt 2 party system. We need massive campaign finance reform - we need instant runoff voting - we need alot of major changes ASAP or we will be permanently screwed. And under-qualified movie actors in slumping career-lapses being elected Governor is not the answer either.............

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