I'd rather have sex with a chick in private for free than pay to grope one in public. And if ever I did find myself in a position where I needed to pay for sexual contact, I'd hire a whore.
Though it's amusing to watch pathetic middle-aged guys get their "groove" on. And if your girlfriend finds out you're going to a nudie bar and doesn't get pissed, chances are she'll give you a wicked hummer before you go. For free.
