LJ material but whateever. Shitty English CyberCafe KB.
1) It's colder than a witches tit. Was 0 yesterday with the fucking sun shining.
2) There is no beef jerky in this goddam country.
3) Roads here are 3 lanes wide at most, that's for 2 directions of traffic.
4) American accent is spanish fly here. You have to beat off the woemen with a stick, and it's not the ugly stick. English chicks are surprisingly hot, though that might be that the age of consent is 16 here and that's causing pederast goggles.
5) I hope you all die or go blind.
6) 4 Pubs average per block. Fuck you liver.
