Someone just stole a garbage bag from outside my house. WTF?

Someone stole my garbage can lid once.. I win...

I found his mom's used tampons on ebay.

I'd provide the link, but I wanna win the auction.

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Originally Posted by gamevet

... someone opened a bank account in my name at Net Bank. About $12,000 has been sitting in the account, but it has not had any transactions for about 2 years.

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I hope to fuck that you withdrew the money.

Identity theft is some scary shit but I don't think it's as big as a risk as it is sometimes made about, but better to try and prevent it as even if caught it can ruin your credit history forever.

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Originally Posted by Tyler_Durden

I just got a call from my neighbor, and apparently she saw someone stop and stuff one of the nine or ten garbage bags we had lying out by the sidewalk into his trunk. Why would someone steal a bag of garbage? I was thinking maybe one of you would know.

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I think the more important questions are -

a. Why don't you own a garbage can?

and

b. How do you amass nine or ten bags of garbage in a week?

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Originally Posted by Icepick

I hope to fuck that you withdrew the money.

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I don't have the password for the account, nor the bank cards. Besides, is $12,000 really worth time in prison, if the whole thing backfires?

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Originally Posted by arjue

we had a problem with someone picking out magazines from our recycling, so we rolled a turd up in one of them. needless to say, she never did it again

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That sounds like a real bitch. Don't want those poor people learning how to read!

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Originally Posted by burgundy

That sounds like a real bitch. Don't want those poor people learning how to read!

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actually we know the person who did it, and they were quite well off, moreso than us even. She was just a major tight ass.

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Originally Posted by cigsthecat

b. How do you amass nine or ten bags of garbage in a week?

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he needs alot of food to spout out the enormous amounts of shit that he does here.

That is an abnormal amount of garbage. I dont even think my fraternity house produced that much garbage in an average week.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

That is an abnormal amount of garbage. I dont even think my fraternity house produced that much garbage in an average week.

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I dunno man, the morning after a particularly righteous kegger can really get up there as far as trash bags go. But then, it depends a lot on the type of bags. I could see someone stacking up nine of those kitchen trash bags real easy, whereas it'd take a monumental pile of crap to fill up nine hefty cinch sacks.