GI Joe Movie

Or Ben Kingsley. One or the other.

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Originally Posted by Advocate

HEADLINES!
Teacher fired for surfing the internets and laughing for no reason in class!

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I don't live in Florida. :p

Shit. I just want a literal visual translation of the Marvel comic/cartoon. Is that too much to ask?

Guess so.

Always is.

Even if this one's 25% right, it'll still be better than Transformers. So there's that.

Storm Shadow will only have his mask for the first scene of the movie and then be maskless for the rest. Destro will not have a mask.

Snake Eyes will remove his mask halfway through the movie and end up being a woman.

Baroness looks cool now, since they put the glasses on her like she should.

This whole 'black' motiff is not working for me.

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This whole 'black' motiff is not working for me.

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Racist.

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Larry Hama said he never was able to explain why Destro became who he was.

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Bullshit. Hamma wrote the file card explaining why Destro wears his mask.

Yeah, he said the mask was some kind of Destro family tradition or some bullshit like that. Now it's probably just to cover up Christopher Eccleston's craggly old face.

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Originally Posted by adol

Bullshit. Hamma wrote the file card explaining why Destro wears his mask.

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No. No Bullshit. He never was able to explain it in the comic. Tell me the comic issues where they delve into Destro's origin?