Boy suspended for reading sports illustrated

I lost a real good issue of Black Belt once, I'd like to see them try to keep shit from me now.

Seriously.

Columbine and all those other school shootings should have been a wake up call, telling school administrators to chill the fuck out and stop being so oppressive. The exact opposite has happened. I'm so glad I'm not in high school anymore. Its the most depressing place I've ever been, aside from church.

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Originally Posted by Kinopio

Columbine and all those other school shootings should have been a wake up call, telling school administrators to chill the fuck out and stop being so oppressive. The exact opposite has happened. I'm so glad I'm not in high school anymore. Its the most depressing place I've ever been, aside from church.

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American authority groups only know one way to react to anything: with force and control.

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Originally Posted by voltz

I lost a real good issue of Black Belt once, I'd like to see them try to keep shit from me now.

Seriously.

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I had some issues of Venom taken away. The ones that had Scream on the cover (yellow female venom equiv).

They took venom?? Christ, did you at least ask what they did with them?

Soon after we're born, one of the most often seen sights is the female breast... so why does it suddenly become offensive and mentally damaging? I still don't get it. In Italy, they have statues of topless women in public squares... and yeah the people there drive like maniacs, but they seem well adjusted on the sexual side of things.

I think there's something wrong with the people who think it's wrong.

Yeah, too many people grew up watching the brady bunch.

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Originally Posted by burgundy

No, I take it as more like "you fucking asshats suspended my kid and recommended alternate schooling for something as trivial as an SI mag, go fuck yourselves." If my kid got suspended for this, I'd beat his ass in private but I certainly wouldn't be the board's little bitch in public. I'd sue.

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I suppose you're right. I was looking at it cockeyed. I agree with you.

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Originally Posted by voltz

They took venom?? Christ, did you at least ask what they did with them?

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It was a coach. He probably went and wcked to her yellow goo-ness. I think I got them back at the end of the year and was told to never bring them back.

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Originally Posted by Ammadeau

Soon after we're born, one of the most often seen sights is the female breast... so why does it suddenly become offensive and mentally damaging? I still don't get it. In Italy, they have statues of topless women in public squares... and yeah the people there drive like maniacs, but they seem well adjusted on the sexual side of things.

I think there's something wrong with the people who think it's wrong.

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I think I can break it down for you.

1. A lot of adults assume the US is a Christian nation

2. The Christian religion says lust is a sin.

3. A really stupid person thinks you will go to hell for sins.

4. Women are naked during sex thus you see their boobs. Therefor when you see the boob, you will think of sex, and lust.

Now lets put all of that together.

Boobs = lust = sin = hell = bad

Yes, there are holes in this lame argument but what I said is the extent of it.

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

Yes, there are holes in that, and the argument is pretty lame, but that is the exstent of it.

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:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

Please try proofreading.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

Please try proofreading.

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Heh, "proof" has two o's in it, just like boob. Two o's even look like poorly drawn boobs. Wheee!

(extreemely) easily amused +1