Gym annoyances

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Originally Posted by AstroBlue

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I get sick of every toilet seat in my gym being completely sprayed with urine.

1) What kind of pussy pisses in a toilet cubicle? Men's toilets have troughs for a reason, use them! Nobody is going to look down and laugh at your little dick, well maybe they will... but get over it!

2)I'm gonna sound like a woman. But lift the fucking seat if you are going to piss!

3)What kind of grown man can not piss into the toilet without completely coating the seat in urine. For fuck's sake, every man should be able to piss accurately with no hands while holding a beer in one hand and chocolate cake in the other.

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Its not really that hard. put your legs right up to the toilet and aim at a 15 degree angle with your legs. I really have no idea how a grown man pisses on the lid and if so, has the balls the fucking leave it. A wet paper towl can clean a lot.

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Originally Posted by frostwolf ex

ok frosty's list
1. dropping..

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Um...sorry, me and my friend sometimes do that, mostly with incline dumbell presses, especially when we get pretty heavy. I usually try to lower them down to my knees and put them down quietly but sometimes you can't help but to drop them. Still, I do it in a controlled manner and the floor of most gyms is rubber anyway so it's not that noisy.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

My Weider bench fell apart pretty quickly. Hopefully that was the exception.

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Thats why you buy the Olympic sets and not the cheap Wallmart garbage.

You know you have quality when its all WELDED together instead of screwed together.

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Originally Posted by Saint of Killers

No, Daniel was a pussy. The Next Karate Kid beat the shit out of the bully at the end of the movie. Plus she was really hot.

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Hillary Swank? I thought she was kind of a butterface in that movie...I mean, her body was fucking amazing but her face was kinda horse-like. Plus, she was annoying.

But I'd hit it. Two times.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Um...sorry, me and my friend sometimes do that, mostly with incline dumbell presses, especially when we get pretty heavy. I usually try to lower them down to my knees and put them down quietly but sometimes you can't help but to drop them. Still, I do it in a controlled manner and the floor of most gyms is rubber anyway so it's not that noisy.

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that permissable. like i said, i can understand going to failure, and then not being able to finish, but as you mention, you try to be considerate and minimize the slamming. What i meant was this one guy, who otherwise is really nice, but he does these lifts from the ground with a bar , and he SLAMs them down every single rep..ok first, that is cheating because he is getting the bounce from the impact to help him lift it, and second, 30 loud clangs 10 feet from me start taking their tool on my kind and genteel nature. I have dropped in the past, usually on the squats, but that is maybe 3 times, vurses 30 a night.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Hillary Swank? I thought she was kind of a butterface in that movie...I mean, her body was fucking amazing but her face was kinda horse-like. Plus, she was annoying.

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http://www.jimiceleste.com/images/Hi...ank%20copy.jpg

You're nuts. Her face is damn near perfect.

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But I'd hit it. Two times.

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Good. I was starting to wonder about you for a second there.

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Originally Posted by Saint of Killers

Good. I was starting to wonder about you for a second there.

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This is Dolemite you're talking about, he'll hit just about damn near anything!

I hate people who get into the swimming pool, but don't swim. They just sort of walk around the pool and flap their arms. It annoys me because I'm trying to do laps and I can't do them because there's this old lady just kind of bobbing up and down in front of me.

Also, some people like to lie on the floor next to the pool for some reason. That wouldn't really bother me, but some guys have rolls and rolls of fat and wear nothing but a Speedo. It's disgusting. They look like beached whales.

Most of my peeves have already been stated: sweaty people leaving behind puddles, dropping weights, not putting dumbbells back where they belong, etc.

...and stinking up the damn joint of course.

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Originally Posted by Frito

I hate people who get into the swimming pool, but don't swim. They just sort of walk around the pool and flap their arms. It annoys me because I'm trying to do laps and I can't do them because there's this old lady just kind of bobbing up and down in front of me.



Most of my peeves have already been stated: sweaty people leaving behind puddles, dropping weights, not putting dumbbells back where they belong, etc.

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ok i can kind of defend the water walkers. its a resistance thing, these people are probably in really poor shape, so swimming is not in their conditioning range, but running in the water is better than running on land. That said, you said they get int he way, and thats a no-no, whatever you do in a gym, consideration is absolutely key to everyone's workouts, if you are in someone's way, you need to rearrange your workout.