Immaculate orgasm!

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In the movie, "40 Days and 40 Nights" the main charachter has made a vow to abstain from sex during Lent. Near the end of the time period he meets a girl and they get topless, run some flowers across their bodies, and he blows a petal from her chest to her pelvis slowly.

The result is an orgasm. She has the orgasm. This raises an interesting question. Did they, in fact, have sex? Was the vow of abstinance broken?

This is interesting to me because I have been abstinant for quite a while. It was also fun watching the guy get all twitchy . . . halucinating that every chick is naked . . . sudden uncontrollable erections, etc.

It also really makes you think twice when you see a flower.

http://www.flowerpictures.net/galler...teria_03-2.jpg

http://www.flowerpictures.net/galler...s_spring03.jpg

It's been quite a while btw. No sex, no masturbation.

Why did you come back?

I think this is a little absurd, anyway. Maybe it's just me, but my definition of sex doesn't include blowing flowers.

Fuck Encore for playing this movie last night.

Parcher, homie, what's up?

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Originally Posted by Mike

Parcher, homie, what's up?

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Just got back from the hospital. It was relaxing and I met a Catholic Priest named Eugene Hart (he was a monk) and a Morman girl named Carol Hatch with high ranking family in the church. She helped to restore my faith in women and even God.

We're both fucked up young adults. If they don't like me, they'll have to not like her as well, and her whole family. She basically said so. It was very reasuring.

Great girl.

Does she like anal?

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Originally Posted by Mzo

Fuck Encore for playing this movie last night.

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yes.

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Originally Posted by Mike

Does she like anal?

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Unlikely, but let's use tact and say the same thing just for fun.

Okay, she's had five kids (and kept her magnificent figure btw). Now, we all know you have to fuck more than once per kid. The thing is, have you ever asked a man how many times he fucks his wife when they are "trying"?

He fucks her, they wait, they do the home pregnancy test, and they try again. Or do they just keep fucking and test once in a while?

The question is, how many orgasms has she had?

Immaculate

Emasculate?