A basketball left me with the worst black eye ive ever seen.
Notiable is also the water baloons launched at me at close range to the back...I actually volunteered for this.
Bannana peel
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A basketball left me with the worst black eye ive ever seen.
Notiable is also the water baloons launched at me at close range to the back...I actually volunteered for this.
Bannana peel
brick
shovel
stop sign(this shit was funny tho)
elbow to the eye(was 60/20 in the right eye for 3 years)
asp(security weapon)
Some brass knuckles, right above my right eye.
A football player. I was on the kickoff team. We all cover our lanes. That means we run straight down the field and not straight to the ball. The ball was kicked to the opposite side of the field from me. I'm sprinting down full force, but I'm looking over at the ball. Turns out I should have been looking at the blocker on the other team instead. He's also sprinting at me full force, and he lays into me with everything he has. I didn't even know he was there. Let me tell you how much fun a head-on collision running at top speed is when you don't brace for it...
Once I pick myself up off the ground (bounced up pretty quickly), I open my eyes but all I see is blackness and sparkling white dots. Yes, he hit me so hard I litteraly saw stars. Then while I'm standing there disoriented he knocks me back down again.
That's what I get for not paying attention.
Winner: Hockey puck + Nose = Lots of blood and stitches.
Runner-up: Surfboard + Nor'Easter (10'+ waves) + Head = Probably an undiagnosed concussion.
A thrown baseball bat to the head. A wooden one.
Yes, the headache sucked.
A really, really heavy bathroom door crushed the middle finger of my right hand at the hinge (between door and wall) when I was 9. Nearly broke off the tip. So yeah. Fucking Bennigan's.
A truck when I was five. Broke every rib on the left side & punctured my lung.
I sure as hell looked both ways after that.
JM
A penis.
I got hit by a wrench that was thrown at me. Needless to say, as soon as I got up and got rid of the wrench the guy who threw it was bleeding and crying on the ground. I learned him good that day. God damn Obetz wiggers. http://www.neomega.net/forum/images/smilies/nonono.gif