Pai Mei RULES

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Originally Posted by Mzo

OK, ummm, number one: Pai Mei NODDED AT a shaolin monk... and that ungrateful bastard did not nod back. THEY totally disrespected HIM, so they all had to die.

Number two: welcome back, Drip. Gimme my games back.

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Ummm okay...see Pai Mei smelled of treachery, the monk could smell that shit a mile away...he wasn't going to nod at this fool! He probably nodded cause he knew that the monk would ignore him so he could rip into him...and have an excuse for it, bloody Shaolin killer...he's just lucky his alter ego, the good Gordon Liu was away from the temple that day, or that shit would have never gone down...

Now I say f that, first off those monks needed to get their collective asses together...damn letting one man take out a temple. F that! So yeah I guess they get what they deserve for sitting on theri duffs for so long...and not practicing teh martial arts...And F Pai Mei, hope he liked that fish!

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Originally Posted by ssbomberman

And F Pai Mei, hope he liked that fish!

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D=

;_;

This is a travesty.

Elle got hers for serving up such trechery....
My forty flows for Pai Mei. Insufferable bastard or no.

OH S**T HE HEARD ME!

*runs*

*Kung-Fu*
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my eye!

*dead*

HA! I knew he was still alive!

All that fish made him do was take a massive shit later that day. Then he was as good as new.

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Originally Posted by Icepick

Yes it has. Your Santa hat is out of season.

Fix it.

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And if I don't, what are you gonna do about it, 'Picky baby?

Bump because Pai Mei owns my arm.

Pai Mei doesnt want his arm to be weak, and he doesnt want this thread do be weak either.

Bump +1

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Originally Posted by Mzo

All that fish made him do was take a massive shit later that day. Then he was as good as new.

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And the shit then totally owned some shaolin fag for not nodding appropriately.

Pai Mei did a backflip one day, and it produced a force 10 hurricane that killed everyone in China. One day he glanced at the sun and got sunspots in his eye, so he yelled so loud the sun went out for 5 days. He had sex with a dragon, and that dragon birthed Godzilla, who has also hates them damn Japs.