Real quick like.
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Real quick like.
Hello Kids,
Its library time for Saddam. Do you know whare I can find the good porn? Saddam like the Asian girlies, and you know, every now and then I get teh Jungle Fever! :nod:
:xx: Ohhh, Uncle Saddam has nasty hangover boys and girls. Remember: Don't drink Tequila after the beers, always drink teh liquor first! ;)
I wasn't all bad though...
Bush came by yesterday. He said, "You know I was pretty rough on you there, Tanto." He likes to call me Tanto. "So, I talked to the boys, and we’re taking you out on town tonight!"
:D "Ooh boy," I thought, "we're gonna have fun!" But then he got all stern again...
:curse: "But don't let that fool you! You ain't off the hook fat boy; we're frying your ass!" I let Bush believe that, he don't know about my good lawyers, I hear I may even get teh Johnny Cochran! "Still, that don't mean we can't have a good time tonight, boy howdy!" :o
So, with a "ye-haw" we were on the Air Force Uno, kids. I got the Tecate and the Dos Equis, but he wouldn't let me drink the Sam Adams. :rolleyes: Me and Bush we were having good times! Mr. Powell put on teh Marvin Gaye, and taught me the disco. :cool: Old Rummy, he was not have the fun though. No, he just sat watching us, all angry. :mad: I think he may be jealous of my enormous penis. Bush said, when they were in shower at country club, Rummy had the smallest penis, and that Chaney likes to make fun, calling him "Thimble Penis." :lol:
Thousands of Miles and two Richard Pryor records later, we were in the Austin. I like the roller coaster, and we wanted Rummy to have some fun, so we went Fiesta Texas!
http://www.cyberyukyuk.com/vacation/images/space.jpg
(oh yeah I shaved the beard boys and girls, it was only sexy in the 80's)
We had fun times! After the good times at the park, we went to the Six Street, Bush wanted to check on his little girl. I said "You bastard! You killed my boys! Now we stop the fun to look for your girl!" With that Rummy clocked me!
http://thm-br1r2.search.vip.scd.yaho...mage/230081274
"Hey, that's ok. I just kid! They were crazy guys! I would have killed them too! :D Now let's go find the little girl." :rolleyes: "Hey do you think she may have a friend?" :D
Well kids, we finally find her in a place called The Watering Hole. Everyone gaze at us. We were the cool cats on the town! http://www.cyberyukyuk.com/vacation/images/blues.jpg
Jenna hugged her papa and they talked the talk. Then she says, "Hey, Uncle Saddam, lets have drinking contest!"
I said, "Llittle girl, I drink you on the floor!" And she bet fifty bucks! Powell, Bush and Dickey got in on action, but Rummy still the sour pussy. We ordered four dozen tequila shots. Cheney was out first at 6 shots, then Powell at 8, and then the little girl at 9! I lasted till 14 then I made the puke. That old Bush... that sly dog, he won!
He picked me up off the floor, he said, "Come on Tanto lets sing!" I crawled up onto stage and he handed me the guitar. The crowd, they cheer! It was fun time for Saddam kids!
Then he said, "Come on boys, hit it!" and the band played. We sang the Amarillo by Morning, the Back in Lukenbach, and the Eddie Murphy's Party all the Time! Everyone loved us. And the girlies, they threw the panties for Uncle Saddam! It was real fun!
Well the party was over, and we had to go! So we hopped back on the Airforce Uno and headed back home. Ohhh, kids, my head was pounding! Don't drink too much boys and girl listen to Saddam, ok? So, it was morning time and Bush gave me the Bloody Marys. He says that helps. When we got off plane, Dickey and Rummey, tossed me in the Gulf. "Sober up you Dirty Bastard!" They said.
"You kiss my ass you filthy sons-of-bitches!" I came back. We have fun like that! Oh the people in the streets, they love it! http://www.unaff.org/2000/images/FUncle-big.jpg
So, it was all over boys and girls and Uncle Saddam had to be put back in the cooler. But it was fun kidos!
I like what you are doing with the picture kids, that’s real fun! Maybe one day you can help me with the Red Dead Revolver. I also like the Grand Theft Auto. Good Games! Bush like Rampage and the Sim City. He’s no good at NBA Street, Powell kicks our ass.
Ok, well I have to go now. Prison's no fun kids, remember: Anal Sex, that's my anti-drug!
lol?
http://bigmixup.com/rockpapersaddam/
Random guy: "Can I play?"
Saddam, pointing: "No!"
:lol:
That shit was great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
ROFL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...chmentid=10604
Well, I retract my guess on the Saddam account being burg. I have no clue now. Can't be that good. That you StriderKyo?
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Originally Posted by Fighter-X
BAHAHA
I want to get in on the photshop action...
EDIT: Surely, Saddams trial will be grueling, but the hardest trial of all is yet to come.
the swimsuit contest.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...chmentid=11068
Best thread ever.
Nope. I'm a one-account kind of guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by NightWolve
I Like how the dude who did the rock-paper-scissors comic what, yesterday? - Already has a store packed with items. I want my woman wearing the Saddam Hussein internet-joke thong.
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/12067675_F_tn.jpg
I think it's Lhadatt, he's silly like that. Besides, when the hell was the last time he posted? It's had to been weeks...Quote:
Originally Posted by NightWolve