Parents Name Children After ESPN

That settles it. My children will be Fox Sports World and Colt 40. That could be pretty awkward if I have two daughters, though...

I'm going to name my kid TNL.

Unless it's a girl. In that case she'll be named The Hot Network.

just make it look like a name, like Tianelle.

Oh shit. That's pretty good, dude. :D

I was in the produce section of the supermarket a few years back shopping with my girlfriend. I saw this strange fruit....looked like a mellon with sharp spikes all over it. If you put it on the end of a stick you'd have the edible version of a medieval mace. Anyway, I had no idea WTF it was...Since it didn't have a name of its own I figured it must be called a "weapon fruit". Then I saw the portabella mushrooms.... I was struck with the overwhelming urge to call my first born daughter "Portabella Whepunfrut" (with Motley Crue dots over the second "u" in Whenpunfrut). My girlfriend wasn't so hot on the idea. :p

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Originally Posted by arjue

just make it look like a name, like Tianelle.

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All of you better hurry up and have a daughter, 'cause if I have one first I'm stealin' this name. That rocks. :chu:

I cant remember what the name of those spikey melon things are, but they are not worth it. The inside looks like snot and hardly has any taiste.

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Originally Posted by StriderKyo

Sadly, these are new and different ruined lives.

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:cry: